Name: So Much Smoke | Travis Tritt
Uploaded: 2021-03-10T07:10:11.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'So Much Smoke | Travis Tritt' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-03-10. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'So Much Smoke | Travis Tritt' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-03-10. Transcript available.

Dude, I remember I used to play, they used to have this place in St. Louis, The
Funny
Bone over there, and so it was a comedy club, man, and the first show was No Smoking.
Right.
The late two shows, dude, those bitches were smoking.
Bro, I remember, bro, like, dog, I didn't know if there was nine people in
there or
fucking 9,000.
There was so much smoke.
It was seven-foot ceilings at best.
Oh, I know.
Trust me.
And no, I don't even think they had a damn system to get the smoke out.
They had a frickin', I swear to God, they had a waitress by the window with the
window
open, just waving a menu at it.
Like, they didn't have a damn game plan, bro.
And I couldn't tell you, bro, if it was a damn.
Bro, I swear, at one point, I saw a damn boat go through the mist.
I didn't know what was going on.
I said, it is fucking thick in here.
But I would just still do my shows.
I had cancer by that second show, but I kept doing them, boy.
I was in remission by the second day I was there.
I was in remission.
Did you ever smoke cigarettes at all?
Oh, yeah, I used to smoke them, and I smoked for probably about 16 years.
Yeah, I did about the same thing.
Do you miss smoking it?
Sometimes I miss some of it.
Not at all.
How bad did it get for you?
I never was a heavy smoker.
I would always smoke when I drank, and so at the very most, I was maybe a pack
a week.
Well, that's not bad.
So it wasn't bad at all.
But I got bronchitis in, I think it was 1992.
And I went to the doctor, and he said, man, he said, I don't give a shit if you
start back immediately, but you've got to quit smoking for at least three weeks.
And I thought to myself, well, if I can quit for three weeks, man, I can quit
completely.
Yeah.
And then, ever since then, I'm not completely tobacco-free.
I still dip every now and then, you know.
Yeah.
I couldn't dip good, man.
Yeah.
Well, the good thing about dipping is nobody's ever died from secondhand spit.
Yeah.
It is, too, dude.
I don't know.
Well, I don't know.
I mean, who knows what's going on in some places?
Who knows what's going on?
Some people are real caught up in some wild shit.
But, dude, I remember when I was young, we went, the first time we got a can of
dip, man, it was like cherry skull or something.
Yeah.
And my buddy had got his driver's permit.
In Louisiana, they gave it to you at 15, man.
They gave you that bastard at 15.
And it didn't even have a picture of you.
It literally had a drawing of you on it.
I was like, man, that shit looks sketch as hell.
So my buddy got his mom's car, and we got a can of cherry skull, dude, and that
was our night, bro.
Oh, yeah.
We was just hitting perbity, man, so we didn't even know nothing about really
women.
We knew about them, but we wasn't thinking about it.
Right.
Exactly.
So we went out, man, and I got sick on it, right?
And I puked out of my buddy's driver's side window.
Then I got so sick, I said, I need to sit in the back.
I puked out of each window in the back.
Okay, look.
So in the morning, my buddy, his mom came back in town or whatever.
She sees the car, and there's vomit out of all three windows.
So she said, who, you went out with some kind of party.
And he said, look, I went out with Theo.
He got sick.
He just vomited out of all three windows.
His mom, to this day, doesn't believe him.
She said, what kind of maniac would vomit out of three different windows?
That'll make you do it.
That was fun, man.
Especially the first time.
Oh, yeah.
Woo!
Hope you enjoyed that video, and you can watch another.
And you can watch this one.
You can watch this one.
Different options, different choices.
Some guy just brings you one option, not this guy.
Two options.
Watch one.
This one or this one.