Name: Walking down the street with Kid Rock
Uploaded: 2021-03-26T03:42:58.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Walking down the street with Kid Rock' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-03-26. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Walking down the street with Kid Rock' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-03-26. Transcript available.

Kid Rock, Bob Ritchie, who is an adult man who, you know, I was thinking about
what did
I love about Kid Rock as a fan, as a listener, and I just remember being, I
remember being
poor and white and thinking, he just was able to kind of express the, he was
this rap, like,
I mean, it was, it wasn't country, it was like rap, rockabilly, I don't want to
say rockabilly,
I don't know, I don't know enough about music to know the exact genre, and I
think it was
kind of a new genre, it was just this, it was something I could fit into, you
know, I mean,
or something I could, I was just like, oh, here's a guy who just is, it's like
a poor white
guy who's angry and brash, and I could just relate to a lot of that shit, you
know, because
the world I grew up in, the environment that I sprouted through was a crass, it
was crass,
and it was, but it was passionate, and it was, I don't know, anyway, so, um,
live my life
in a slow hell, and when he did that slow one with Sheryl Crow, come on, boy,
come on,
and she would sing, and you'd get kind of erect a little, and then he would
sing, you'd have
to fucking cover it up, you know, God, I mean, that was just damn, that was a
lot, but anyway,
so we went out to dinner, which was really neat, and, uh, just to be in the
presence of people
that are telling stories you'll never get to hear, and, um, and it was just
really, it was
a good time, but anyway, afterwards we went, uh, we're out here in the Central
East, and Kid
Rock has an establishment, Bob is his name, sorry, has an establishment, uh,
and it's a domicile
offer liquor, and music, and, um, so we walked over there from the restaurant
we're at, and
dude, I've walked with some heroes, right, some unique humans, I've walked with
criminals,
I've walked with a buddy of mine that killed somebody, and, and he said it felt
pretty good,
honestly, uh, but, um, anyway, so we're walking down the street, and you start
to, and it's,
so it's just drunk people, right, it's like a French Quarter type of vibe when
you're walking
down on the street, and, and you see people just start to notice Bob, and they
start to
get, I mean, people are losing it, you know, some guy tried to spell out Bob at
a Bob at
a bang at a bang boogie, he just tried to, he started spelling it out, like a
police
officer had said, all right, I need you to recite this, you know, some girl
threw her ovary
at him, Bob, where are you, some girl was running for him, ran right into a, uh,
do not park
here sign, I see, some dude crashed his car, he's like, some fella drank his
own blood, put
a thing into his side of him, started just sipping on it, dude, just fucking, I
mean, people were
losing their minds, and he had, like, security, but it was just, I mean, people
were just, uh,
some woman got down and proposed to her husband, every person, every, like,
space he walked past,
something insane would happen, a window shattered, a baby in a stroller,
probably four months, got
out of the stroller and just started walking, walked off, his parents are
sitting there kind
of hugging, he's like, I'm out of here, I want to do my own thing, I'm looking
for my
real dad, Elon Musk, I mean, it was just crazy, fireworks, a dove pulled a
magician out of his
hat, he had a hat on, he pulled a magician out, the magician was wondering if
he was getting
his stimulus payment, the bird flew off, but every moment we went past, like,
people were
kid, rock, rock, a caterpillar admitted that he was just a cat, and it was all
just a ruse
to meet women with the long, you know, trying to show them that length, show
them that body
work, um, so it was just, you know, it was just a fact, it was just, because,
look, I've,
I've ridden in cars and arrived at places with people with unique, uh, with
pomp and circumstance,
but to show, but to walk, not a mile, but walk one, one fifteenth of a mile,
not in someone's
shoes, but near someone's shoes, um, it was just, it was, I don't know, it was
just interesting,
you know, you just, it just doesn't happen, uh, every day, and certainly not to
me.
Hope you enjoyed that video, and you can watch another, and you can watch this
one, you can
watch this one, different options, different choices, some guy just brings you
one option,
not this guy, two options, watch one, this one or this one.