Name: Theo Von & Andrew Schulz Riff on Riley Mau and The King and the Sting
Uploaded: 2021-03-29T18:52:33.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von & Andrew Schulz Riff on Riley Mau and The King and the Sting' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-03-29. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von & Andrew Schulz Riff on Riley Mau and The King and the Sting' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-03-29. Transcript available.

Do you ever move back to Cali?
Well, let's see what this guy has to say.
Sorry, Brandon.
The podcast is over.
It's just going to be some sting, Brandon.
Oh, it's been sting for a couple weeks over there.
You and Chris even better eat some weird shit.
Hey, what's on the menu?
What's on the menu next week?
Bro, he's getting freaking ridiculous over there.
Dude, I'm not flying.
You think I'm flying in for a delicacy, son?
Stop it.
Get out of here.
Get the volume on, Riley.
No, hold on.
So you're not going back, bro?
Hmm?
You're not going?
I'm going back, dude.
Fuck you, bro.
This is a question.
Turn the question on, Riley.
I can't even throw my mic up.
There's no sound coming.
There's no sound.
Fix the damn thing.
No, I couldn't even throw my mic away because y'all made fun of me for the way
I laugh on the podcast.
Who did?
Shut the fuck up.
That's you, dude.
That is you.
Bro, yeah, that's you.
Who said that?
Who did that with?
I did.
That's awesome, bro.
Find a better way to fix it, Riley.
Yeah, I know.
That's what I'm trying to do.
Okay.
I was crying.
Sorry, man.
This question was supposed to fit in perfectly.
How old are these kids you got working here, bro?
Like 12 years old, both of these fucking kids.
It's getting bad.
You got a little Peter Pan factory going on over here.
It's fucking getting bad.
Bro, that's the one thing you'll find outside of L.A. and New York, dude.
It's young boys.
That kid doesn't even know what the fucking Pythagorean theorem is.
This kid's nine years old, bro.
That guy fucking wrote it.
He's Asian, not Greek.
Whatever.
Riley, how old are you?
I'm 22.
There you go, bro.
He's great, too, bro.
He's 22.
He's hairless, too.
This is our last episode here, man.
Where's the new one?
Well, I don't know.
I'm not telling you.
I'm not telling Brendan.
I'm not telling Andrews.
I'm not telling the police because there's 15 more of his fucking cousins in
there right
now building the shit out.
I'm not telling Chris E.D. either.
The first kid that greeted me, I was like, oh, he looks kind of young.
And this guy's got on fucking bampers.
He's running the corner.
Like, what do you have here?
A chocolate factory?
Who's running this shit?
Well, hello.
Is the Grilly Creeper growing?
Dude, he is.
How old are you, man, again?
22.
22.
22.
He's American, dude.
Yeah.
Tell him you're straight American, aren't you?
I am.
Yeah, I never said he wasn't American.
There you go.
You said he was a boy.
Yeah, dude.
But look, I know there's racial connotation to everything.
Okay?
That's what people say.
You know?
And he's a good guy, man.
Good guy.
Riley Mao.
An adult, right, Riley?
I am.
And where do you work at, Riley?
In Nashville?
There you go.
All right, there you go.
Let me ask you this, though.
This is pretty rehearsed, bro.
This is a good question.
You guys been working on this?
In case the cops come?
I don't know what his fucking problem is.
Where do you work at regularly, Riley?
What does Theo do after 10.30?
I don't know.
Where do you work at regularly, Riley?
What do you make him before he goes to bed?
What's his favorite snack?
No, I let him run around on my back for a few minutes before I go to sleep.
I think Theo likes Cheerios.
Here's what I'm asking you, bro.
Dude, your mic is looking for you, bro.
It's just getting further.
The other day, your mic put up a wanted poster that says, picture you on it,
bro.
Have you seen?
It's just you and the picture of your hand in front.
Somebody got to prank me where they just cement it in.
I go to push it away.
I just throw myself out of it.
It's the new shake weight.
God, I'm sure.
He did 212 mics today.
Hope you enjoyed that video.
And you can watch another.
And you can watch this one.
You can watch this one.
Different options, different choices.
Some guy just brings you one option.
Not this guy.
Two options.
Watch one.
This one or this one.