Name: Theo Von Once Ate Psilocybin Mushrooms In High School
Uploaded: 2021-04-01T16:56:42.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von Once Ate Psilocybin Mushrooms In High School' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-04-01. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von Once Ate Psilocybin Mushrooms In High School' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-04-01. Transcript available.

I remember doing mushrooms one time at school, and I remember thinking my shirt
was a snake because I'd worn a felt-made shirt made out of pool table felt.
They had a guy in our town for a while. His wife had died, and so he was making
shirts out of felt out of pool table.
They had a bad batch of pool tables in this town next to us called Bogalusa,
Louisiana.
Someone had made pool tables, and the wood that they used had termites in it
and beautiful tables, but they're disappearing.
You could barely get halfway through a game of damn nine ball, and one of the
legs would be missing off of the thing, and now one of the pockets is uphill
suddenly.
So this fella in our town got the felt off of the tables that Green felt and
made shirts out of them, beautiful shirts.
And he marketed it as Christmas apparel.
And so I got one, man.
You know, I was lucky enough to cop one of them.
There was only probably about 11 or 15 of them.
And I got one, and I remember eating mushrooms and wearing it at school when I
thought my arm was a snake.
And that's one of the side effects of eating psilocybin mushrooms.
It'll snake your arm out.
You know what I'm saying?
You'll be sitting there in class, and next thing you know, your arm is eating a
white mouth.
And you're like, damn, okay.
Okay, we're getting vibey today.
Okay, today the science lesson is in my brain.
So I'm, you know, geeked up.
And so I excused myself from the classroom, and I tried to excuse myself from
my arms.
But you can't do that.
So I went into the bathroom, and I stayed in there for about four hours at
school in the bathroom.
And because I couldn't, things were a little more manageable in there.
You know, you could pee, or you could do the sink, or you could, you know, you
got to meet everybody.
If there were kids you didn't know, everybody has to bathroom.
And so that was the beauty of being in there, was you got to meet people you
didn't know.
But the weird part was when you'd be in there, and they'd come back to urinate
for the second time.
Because on average, people would urinate probably two and a half times during
the day, three times.
And so when you saw some guys for the second time, that was a little weird.
Because it's easy to kind of understand why somebody's in the bathroom one time.
It's harder to understand why they're still in the bathroom hours later when
you go back in.
And they're still in there just doing toilet sink, sink, sink, toilet, sink.
So, but that was high school, man.
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