Name: Useless Products And The Idiots That Consume Them
Uploaded: 2021-04-09T03:17:52.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Useless Products And The Idiots That Consume Them' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-04-09. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Useless Products And The Idiots That Consume Them' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-04-09. Transcript available.

everybody wants to hang out with the the silverback man everybody wants to hang
out
with the guy who's knocking people out to get a point huh yeah i bet your boy's
going through
that right now who's that dustin oh yeah i'm sure oh i know he's been heck yeah
people have
been trying to get him to do everything he says stop yeah driving gloves he
said somebody hit him
up to model driving gloves i'm like jesus man for golf huh no for driving autos
bro like the
taxi cab drivers in new york like roaring 20s kind of shit whenever i get into
a taxi cab the guy
gloves i was like bro we're about to be early like this guy came ready to work
bro who's putting on
dude how strenuous is holding the wheel we got power steering now dude people
drive with their
knees dude there are people who have no arms and they go to work by driving
with their fucking feet
and you got full-on gloves to hold the wheel the wheel is made out of gloves
they made it easier for
you they just put the glove on the wheel it's unbelievable what could it
possibly do i don't
know i don't know after a long day drive you think you take it off you're like
thank god i'm sweating
he's in the laundry but i think they're weighted to help you like get like yeah
no he's wearing
weighted driving have you fucking seen america dog people are wearing complete
bullshit there was a
weighted swimming neck brace that two people fucking drowned in that they had a
lawsuit like eight years
ago why would anybody wear weights in the pool because they're fucking idiots
have you been alive
have you fucking been outside of your eyes no people are retarded bro
a weighted swimming device people are legally retarded and then there's people
that are just
after that yo that's the thing that's crazy is it like we had to decide when a
retard starts right and
there are people who are just not retarded and we called him normal dude there's
no that yeah that
first the first little iq point right there those people walking around barely
getting by
yeah like every once in a while want to make one of them moans
that little fucking jurassic park moans
there is a yeah okay alan his parents just let him go outside and just fucking
turn around and just look at each other
they gotta hold in that fucking sound so nobody knows
they gotta hold that shit up oh yeah just looking around
it's like a mosquito
who do you
yeah dude that's like a mosquito dude
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