Name: David Spade & Theo Von Talk About Fish
Uploaded: 2021-04-28T14:35:00.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'David Spade & Theo Von Talk About Fish' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-04-28. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'David Spade & Theo Von Talk About Fish' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-04-28. Transcript available.

i like chopped liver that's a good one have you ever had it it's still out
there
no but i just pictured it sounds like gross people i guess hate it because
everybody's
like it's always like the last thing it gets a bad rap yeah you know what else
gets a bad rap
um fish when people go this smells fishy because i feel like bad for the fish
because he goes
yeah i'm a fish and they're like oh fishy is by the way the grossest thing you
could smell and
they're like i am a fish yeah uh why is that gross i'm just smelling like yeah
i'm on they
don't get it to other fishes they it's cool but to other to humans they hate it
sometimes i wonder
if fish are male or female when they're on my plate you know it's just that
doesn't always cross my
mind but oh you ask who the i'll ask the waiter oh and they'll be like let me
check they never come
back someone quit working there sometimes at that point that's funny they
should leave the building
because they don't get that a lot i'm sure they're like fuck me are you eating
fish dick how do you
figure this out yeah maybe i was eating fish sticks instead of fish sticks as a
kid yeah i just
want to know i just want to make sure i'm not eating fish dicks man well fish
sticks were good
remember them oh i mean in the lazy mom fucking dictionary it's so perfect or
the kids or you
would have to make them yourself do you ever have to make your own your mom
made them the greatest
thing is you could be a lazy mom and what you're doing is giving your kids a
dream
like if she goes all right fish sticks and i'm like she did it it's my birthday
yeah meanwhile
she's like fucking throw that goddamn cookie sheet put eight of those bitches
on there dude pizza
rolls we had fish sticks the easiest shit and i loved it so much well pizza
rolls isn't really a
dinner i think fish sticks at least you have that element of you know you got a
protein one of your
meals there's definitely fish in there one of the food groups yeah fucking 90
percent breading
yeah i like the fish i go to mcdonald's and i go through the drive-thru and i
go what's the filet
fish of the day and they go excuse me and i go is it branzino is it's not swordfish
again and they go
they just pause and i go quarter pound with cheese like okay quarter pound with
cheese they don't know
what to say dude one thing about fish though is some of them have those little
bones in it and they
never they never act like they do you know i'm talking about like sometimes you'll
get a part of
the fish you're like oh there's eight little bones grotesque yeah the hard part
about fish is
i see them first of all when they bring the fish with the head to the table i'm
fucking out
yeah i don't want to see them going why me i thought we were friends that's
very jamaican
i don't like that it's sickening i don't like eating the eyeball which please
call it a delicacy i
mean i like when they label it a delicacy you're not tricking me well dude even
when they give you
the head you don't eat the eyeball you just leave it in there i don't know some
people like
other countries they think different parts are great yeah i mean i'm sure shit
we eat is gross
but i'm used to it now i don't think i can start with some of the stuff they
eat yeah it's too late
in the game like i ate liverwurst as a kid and i liked it somehow my mom snuck
that in there and
then i like it with mustard on toast but today i wouldn't start with liverwurst
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