Name: Theo Von Reacts to Car Jumping the Daytona Beach Bridge
Uploaded: 2021-04-30T13:37:29.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von Reacts to Car Jumping the Daytona Beach Bridge' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-04-30. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von Reacts to Car Jumping the Daytona Beach Bridge' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-04-30. Transcript available.

and this is a car jumping the daytona beach bridge yeah
let's go let's go if you can't see and you can't see it because this is
verbally for some of you
they have basically they have a bridge that closes one of those closing bridges
and
sometimes by like a river you know i grew up for a while over there on a chifuncta
river
down there i'm in saint tammany paris louisiana and
they said that it got its name because the chifuncta indians named it and they
got their
name because one of them had taken a large rock and thrown it into some water
river
multiple water and that's the sound that made when it went in chifuncta
and i always thought man that how fascinating is that how much closer to the
earth can you be
than to be the octave or the the the audio remnant of the sound of a rock going
into water
i mean damn you want mother nature's tit baby you doing full milk
and so i always thought that was fascinating that the rock and make you when
they threw it in the
water and so that's what they named their tribe but anyway they had one of
these bridges where
rich people it would either every half hour the bridge would open for boats to
go through
on weekends and every hour on weekdays so if you were driving you had to stop
and wait it was a
couple minutes and then there was rumor that rich people could get through
whenever they wanted
so i always hated that shit but god always this person in the video speeds
through the little candy cane
thing that tells you to stop you know the little red and white stick or
whatever the stop stick
this dude blasts right through it and then the ramp is going up so it's already
the road is separated
the ramps are going up on both sides the bridges and this guy jumps the first
one and lands on the
second one i mean it's not a far jump but i'll be damn if it isn't damn amazing
and he makes it
i mean it's just starting to separate he just right through bam he made air he
had about a almost a full
second of air so amen to that guy and maybe that's where we're heading where
people start to do things
themselves more you know what i'm late for work oh well you know that's one
thing i worry about the the
the fabric of our society being eroded sometimes and and i'm not saying i'm
right with some of my
speculations i'm just i don't know over this whole thing it started to feel
like it doesn't matter what
month it is it doesn't matter what the holidays are it's all i don't know
some of that's just felt kind of defeating and and i know there's ways to
battle against that i'm
not saying that i'm defeated or that we should feel defeated but some of those
feelings have been
adding i think to just to me not feeling good but um anyway uh
but maybe that's what relief people just creating new pathways baby
creating new pathways saying look this is how we do it now if you want to make
the jump
if you want to be that bad boy that daytona beach bridge buster then get out
there
because this dude it's a wild it's a wild trip hope you enjoyed that video and
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