Name: Speedy Quality Chicken Finger Meals
Uploaded: 2021-05-22T06:57:33.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Speedy Quality Chicken Finger Meals' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-05-22. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Speedy Quality Chicken Finger Meals' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-05-22. Transcript available.

what up todd what up theo this is uh barrett from sulfur louisiana what's up
brother uh first of all
theo i want to say it's real fucked up that you announced the tour schedule and
there's no dates
in louisiana i think you're big time now bouncing back and forth between la and
nashville and you
forgot where you came from okay show some love man i will give us some shows we
miss alexandria
um todd i want to say uh personally thank you so much for um opening up the the
cane store here in
sulfur uh right after the hurricanes whenever our area was affected by
hurricane laura uh and here
hurricane delta you are one of the first companies if not the first company
that was uh you know
serving food giving people jobs like giving people stuff to eat man like just
giving us some semblance
of life being back to normal so we really appreciate that honestly uh my
question is
you've already conquered the chicken tender game so what's next you know i mean
you got people like
like chick-fil-a they got all the sauces y'all gonna start messing with some
new sauces uh you're
gonna start doing like bone-in chicken uh the real question when are we getting
spicy tenders all right
so let me know what's next in the pipeline gang gang baby that's a good
question yeah has there been uh
is there anything kind of new on the horizon or there have been items answer
his question first
i'm sorry go on no it was a great question um but no i mean i've always
believed in doing one thing
and do it better than anybody else and uh that's why we have raisin king's
chicken our tagline is one
love and i have one love it says quality chicken finger meals and so if you do
what you do well and
consistently do it great your customers will come back and let me give you a a
reason let me tell you
this like it's us and chick-fil-a are one and two and quick service average
unit volumes like mcdonald's sales
are like a million less than mine right it's my repetitive customers that come
back because
they're gonna get that quality every time with a smiling face and so if i added
different things
right added spicy i've added these one i wouldn't be as quick in the drive-through
right because the
choices go down i wouldn't be able to cook it cook to order like if you come
through our line we have a
cook to order system that literally goes through i have that whole fry line set
up to deliver that
quality meal right with the best quality you can get but if i added all these
different things bone-in chicken
takes different times i'd have whole times my quality would go down my speed
would go down
and it wouldn't be our concept our concept is quality food spurred with fast
food speed and
convenience and adding different things and losing focus would lose while we're
special so when you
even say the choices so you're even talking to the minutiae of the fact that
somebody then at a
drive-through is having to make choices and that's going to take more time that's
going to take more
time right now it's interesting i've never thought of the time it takes not
only on the time on my side of the
counter as the as the as the company but the time it takes the uh the like
managing the time of the
person showing up without even real without them even really realizing it yeah
i mean we're over 60
percent drive-through people want to come through and they want to get it quick
right people know
their order canes box no salt extra toast extra sauce boom sweet tea you're out
the door or you're
out through the drive-through and so we want to keep that time to a nil so even
like not distracting
things you know that are going on like so even we have like right now i did
this restaurant recovery
show but i got a you know picture of me and snoop helping this one restaurant
out even that makes
people stop for a little bit and go do to do maybe ask a question in the window
then we're like hey we
need to rethink this right i want them getting through because they got 20 cars
behind them yeah you know
wow wow that's interesting man uh was there now was there ever a moment along
the way where somebody's
like hey man you know you guys need to do uh always always always the the
experts are always like hey
you know you guys really need to add a chicken finger salad you know the health
trends on the
da da da this that and the other and when i was younger i listened a little
more because i'm like
wait maybe these people are smarter than me maybe they know more than me and i'm
look i'm always
constantly learning but my gut said no because if i do that chicken finger
salad chicken finger salad
the quality is not not really there you know it's not the same thing it won't
be craveable
and they want to come back and so the people told me but they scared me they
were like well you're
gonna get the uh the cancel vote like if one person in the car one of the
parents wants it they're not
gonna go to you go somewhere else i'm like no if the kids are gonna push them
because they want that
quality right staying true to what i've done not listening i know who i am and
i'm not trying to be
all things to all people because if you try to be that i mean you're gonna you're
gonna not not be
anything to anybody right i want that craveable customer we call them caniacs
and uh it's paid
off brother yeah and i thought it was cocaine at first man trust me because i
remember the first
time i ever did cocaine was down at lsu man and i took a run i thought it was
performance enhancing
drug i didn't know that it was like a drug for just night use or whatever so i
went on a run down
by blue bonnet down by the railroad tracks dude i probably ran almost 15 miles
oh jesus yeah it was not
good dude that was a bad that was a not good for the heart yeah good for the
heart bro i still
sometimes i can still feel my heart feels like it has a a horse who offended
man every now and then
it gets a little trotty hope you enjoyed that video and you can watch another
and you can watch this
one you can watch this one different options different choices some guy just
brings you one option
not this guy two options watch one this one or this one
Thank you.