Name: Theo Von Reads KATS Comments #2
Uploaded: 2021-06-14T20:17:20.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von Reads KATS Comments #2' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-06-14. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von Reads KATS Comments #2' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-06-14. Transcript available.

All right, all right, good to see you, good to see you guys, good to see you
girls, ladies and gents and cross-ups, you know what I'm saying, whoever's, you
know, packing double heat, frickin' that, that pants on Tondra, baby, good on
you, you know, and that's God, and you can do that if you want, and I just came
with one, I was born with one, you know, they sent me down that man pipe out
the way, and so I've been,
I don't even know what it's called, hermaphrodite or whatever, my whole life,
but anyway, good to see you today, and I hope everybody's doing well, you know,
I'm out here just living life today, and just trying to basically just, you
know, just put the frickin', let the Lord just put that whistle on my lips,
baby, you know what I'm saying, and I'm about to frickin' play myself into a
joyous day today, I thought I would get into some comments, some people really
write funny stuff,
sometimes, and so I wanted to check out an episode, and see what we got here,
this is from the latest TPW, and so I'm gonna look at the outfit, oh yeah, and
that was a shirt I bought off of a store, so a couple comments that came in
here,
Theo looks like Ace Ventura's little brother from Louisiana, that's really good,
and that's Declan Cain, baby, and I've never been on Declan Cain, baby, I've
been on that frickin' Cain, you know that, you know what I'm saying, frickin'
Mother Nature's dirty flower, baby, I've been on that, haha, so this was, uh,
Theo looks like Ace Ventura's little brother, um, let me see what else we have
here,
Theo looks like a stepdad on a family vacation in the Florida Keys, oh, that's
nice, man, thank you, bro, thank you for thinking I would be able to handle all
that pressure of going on that trip, and, you know, the woman, and it's a kid,
her kids, and it's our first trip, probably,
and we pick the Keys, and they don't even have any beaches down there, they
basically have cement beaches, dude, when you get to the Keys, people go to the
Keys saying there's beaches, dude, your kids are gonna be sittin' in a hot car
while you and your husband drink inside somewhere,
and everybody has a swing set inside the bar, and they think it's kind of avant-garde,
you know, and it's not, but it is, it could be, I don't even know, honestly, I
don't even know what avant-garde means, and you don't either, man,
let's don't sit here, if I can, you know what I'm saying, pretend you and I are
friends.
Um, what else, man, Theo looks like he hasn't, still hasn't recovered from the
weekend with Casey Frey, uh, Casey Frey, sorry, that's hilarious, man.
Yeah, Casey's that international man of mystery, man, he's really, he is a real
whodunit of a human, you know, he's Agatha Christie's grandson, baby, he's
really out there.
Um, and a unique, just a really unique animal.
Um, let me see.
Theo looks like he teaches karate, oh, and who wrote that other one?
Uh, Samir Jemmel.
Thank you, Mr. Jemmel.
Um, and the other one was Samuel Day, Sammy Day.
Thank you, Samuel.
Let me see.
Theo looks like he teaches karate to middle-aged women in the Canary Islands.
Dang, boy.
That's really, really, uh, specific.
And I could see that, man.
I could see, definitely, me out there frickin' teaching them high-ahs to them
thigh-ahs, baby, you know what I'm saying, them ladies and thickies.
So, uh, that's great.
That's three dom, three dom printing and painting.
So, that may do it all.
That may be a one-stop shop for different types of things like that.
Um, let me see.
Theo looks like he'll give you a restaurant recommendation for the best burger
joint in town, but that place closed six years ago.
That is on point, dude.
That really does look like I got that, that, in that shirt, man.
Um, and that's Dimitri, Dimitri, Dimitri, Dimitrios Caragheargas.
Dimitrios Caragheargas.
Uh, and he's from Transylvania.
But thank you, man.
Um, Theo looking like this past weekend at Bernie's.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Rance, white, dude.
Rance is such a, such a, uh, that's such a very wild name.
You don't hear a lot of rants, you know.
We had a fella growing up named Ranch by us, and he was not handicapped, but he,
he never learned to walk.
You know, they never taught him.
His parents were real lazy, and they was already, they figured they were
walking, so why, you know, everybody don't need to walk in this house kind of
shit.
You know, that old school type of parent shit.
Um, Theo looks like he goes to outlet malls with someone he loves unconditionally.
To waste money on shit that doesn't fit.
And you are factual on that.
Dude, that is a great call.
You know, that's interesting that an outfit, somehow, could inspire the way
that somebody talks about stuff.
Because I didn't even think about that.
I didn't plan on talking about that.
And, uh, sometimes I don't have a plan, you know.
Ooh.
Getting a little bit of Thinderella, dog.
I might need to frickin'.
Damn.
Shave a sheep and fuckin' steal from them or something.
Sorry.
But you know, the Rat King can't frickin' come without any queso, baby.
You know it.
So, what else?
Let me see if we can't get in here.
Um.
A lot of really kind stuff.
I'm not trying to say, not read that.
Look at this stuff.
Uh.
Let me see what we got here.
Um.
Oh, and that last one was by Powel Faget.
Or Faget.
Powel Faget, man.
And damn, that is a, uh.
I want to say a Powell.
Powell.
It's basically Paul in another country.
And that's probably.
Amsterdam, baby.
And that's a guess.
Dude, it looks like he plays the bongos for George Michael.
That's good.
That's true.
That's realistic.
That's from Johan Production.
Uh.
Let me see.
Dio looks like he sells bootleg houseplants out of a.
Dio looks like he sells bootleg houseplants out of a van at the beach.
That's so good.
That's Ash Wade right there.
And, uh.
Damn, that's good.
That's good.
That's good.
So.
What else, man?
I found my favorite chain.
I lost this thing, man.
And, um.
That's about it, man.
Yeah.
Let me peek real quick.
Dio looks like an undercover cop at a Post Malone concert.
Damn, that's good.
Ha ha.