Name: Theo Von Reads KATS Comments #3
Uploaded: 2021-06-26T03:02:02.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von Reads KATS Comments #3' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-06-26. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von Reads KATS Comments #3' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-06-26. Transcript available.

What's up guys?
Happy afternoon to you and happy morning and everything and I am here and I am
just wanted
to peruse through some of these comments and see what y'all had on me.
This is from Switch and Bait, the new King and the Sting and so here's the
image right
here so you can see that first image of me bang so you know what I look like in
it.
There you go and read some of these, Theo looks like a tennis coach for David
Bowie, that's
pretty good, that's pretty good dude I get that about a 5 or 6 or 5, actually I
get that
about a 7 man, that's better, I'm sorry I was in a bad mood a second ago,
Brandon looks
like he's trying to overthrow management at a gays only Chuck E. Cheese, give
that a 10.
Brandon looks like he fixes the ticket machine at Chuck E. Cheese, he does look
like that,
he said that's great, that's phenomenal.
Brandon, hold on.
First of all that last one was N8, Crit, Crit, Create, Nate Create.
Before that it was Saul Sandoval and Colton Shriver on that 5, 6, 5.
This one, Brendan looks like his favorite pastime rhymes with gay butt sex and
that is a 10.
Hilarious, that's heckin' hilarious and that is a da boo sack, da boo sack.
Oh damn, this shit is good.
Man, y'all making me get the giggle out, man.
Keith Haywood said, Brendan looks like he owns a Jimmy John's franchise, but
doesn't have
it open for the public.
Oh damn, that is so perfect, man.
Man, I wish I was smart as that guy.
Let me see.
Brendan looks like the new guy starting at AutoZone from Prasanth T.
He does, and that's a good choice.
It didn't make me laugh, but that doesn't mean it's not funny, man.
It just, you know, I already read a couple and I've already laughed a few times,
so I might
not have as much laughs at me as I usually do.
Let me see.
Theo looks like he hangs out at the beach volleyball court so he can sell fake
performance enhancing
pills.
That almost made me laugh, he rose.
That almost made me laugh.
Oh damn.
Brendan looks like he uses the weekends for experimenting with guys.
Rob C, that made me laugh.
Brendan looks like the bouncer at a Papa John's, and that's from Russell
Simmons.
Damn.
And I think he had rape charges against him, but good to see that he is back
and living his
life and everything.
I heard he did a yoga center somewhere and was doing some lead stuff out there,
but let me
see.
Theo looks like his glasses and nose are a combo item you order on Amazon.
That, uh, that's good.
That's really, really good.
And that's true.
That's one of the reasons why I feel tough about wearing glasses, because my
nose already looks
fake, and that's from Blonnie, man.
Be a lot, be a lonely, Blonnie.
Um, Brendan, oh damn.
Man, some kings out here.
Devin Harrington.
Brendan looks like he's all five guys.
Um, Theo looks like Toucan Sam's straight cousin trying to buy Coke at Liz's
fair.
Eh.
Vehicle City Commie didn't make me laugh, but I did like it.
I did like it.
Uh.
Theo looks like a background dancer for Pitbull.
That's pretty good, Chris Brezik.
Uh.
Theo looks like he gets handed a honey-do list, writes feminism on it, and
hands it back.
And that would, that's semi-realistic.
Um.
Oh, damn.
I gotta get back to work, man, but, oh, damn.
Brendan, this is from Tony F, who obviously is trying to be anonymous, but
giving us clues.
Uh, Brendan looks like the perfect poster boy for Mr. Clean's new line of
citrus enemas.
And I am dead.
Uh.
Here's one, though.
Daddy Vato.
Theo looks like he rents out bouncy castles and lived in one for a bit.
So, that's pretty fire.
Got my cat shirt on today, man.
I'm feeling excited, and I'm feeling hopeful.
Um.
So, yeah.
Just wanted to chime in a little bit and hit you guys with that, man.
Thank you guys for all the great comments, man.
Um.
You know, this is, uh.
This shit made me laugh, dude.
To really know when.
So, praise God, baby.
Gang.
Hope you enjoyed that video.
And you can watch another.
And you can watch this one.
You can watch this one.
Different options.
Different choices.
Some guy just brings you one option.
Not this guy.
Two options.
Watch one.
This one or this one.
This one.