Name: I Think Cory Sandhagen Won BWDIK
Uploaded: 2021-07-27T21:56:06.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'I Think Cory Sandhagen Won BWDIK' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-07-27. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'I Think Cory Sandhagen Won BWDIK' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-07-27. Transcript available.

I'll tell you this I watched the fight uh I watched the fight this weekend and
I'm gonna go on look
Corey Sanhagen verse uh Tudja Dillashaw and
look these men are both warriors you know I
I am not anything like them I am you know these these are first class combatists
you know these men
have I mean and I you know I've suffered from erectile dysfunction you know
these dudes have
you know I mean they're just damn made out of Viagra it almost seemed like they'll
just
I mean boing they'll just damn put your lights out they got almost like dicks
in their arms you know
they're just so uh virile you know they're warriors the combatants um if it
were you know archaic times
or Robin Hood whenever that was 1600 you know you'd have Sanhagen would be like
a he'd be a king or a
young king somewhere and I think uh Tudja would be a uh he'd be a you know uh
he almost has the
villain role to me for some reason and I don't know why that is maybe it could
have been his
you know because of the suspension coming back from the suspension he had that
you know he's got that um
that's uh he's a little more Slytherin
and I'm not you know no shade either of these men they're both
you know these men would I mean these men could tie me in a knot with the damn
tongue
you know these fellas would cherry stem me up
so uh but anyway I'm watching the fight and
I mean I mean Sanhagen put that he put he he hit him in the rafters real early
you know and he he really clipped him and got a little bit of blood out of him
not much but I would say probably half cup
throughout the whole event quarter cup maybe
um which might have given you the the maybe if you're if if I'm Corey Sanhagen
I had the idea that I'm getting
maybe it gives me the idea that I'm winning more that I'm it just visually it
looked like that
so I could know that maybe that would have been off
you had you had um
Sanhagen landed more strikes
you know he hit him with more
opportunities I mean he was just damn throwing just
you know he was out there like a damn battle bot
now I think the part where it gets tricky
is that Dillashaw is that pressure bear
you know what I'm saying he's that honey hunter man he's
the second you let him
the second you open that zoo cage he is out there mauling people
whereas Sanhagen is more that sniper
you know he kind of works for the electric company he'll climb up the pole
and kind of see what's going on and then he'll zap you
you know he's really that um
you know that's kind of how he is you know
uh but damn Dillashaw is out there beating the damn uh diet coke out of a child's
hand
he don't you know what I'm saying he's just he's the mauler
so I think I could see if visually
there's kind of two different things going on
you have Dillashaw controlling
you know we kind of held Corey against the cage
he had that control time
you know that time of
it was almost slow dance
you almost want him to put a song on
you know put on some Garth Brooks
or put on a little bit of uh
you know maybe some really slow Kodak Black or something
if he's ever done a ballad
or some early uh
or some early Bieber
some early JB
you know throw that on
but the control to like
it's just kind of like
I don't know
I feel like sometimes
you're just holding somebody there
now I know we did a lot of knees to him
we really need him up
you know we need him up like a damn
you know kind of like the way
an armless man would make a damn uh
would kind of prepare a dough
or do veal
if you got somebody with no arms
the way they do veal
it's just
you know what I'm saying
they need that damn little animal
in a submission
until it's ready to
you know
be a damn macaroni grill entree
but I just feel like
and and so
you had Sanhagen
uh
you had Dillashaw pushed about
he pushed about
he came at him
but I don't think there's anything wrong with
backing away from a guy
to get into the position
that you want the most
you know
if a bee's coming at you
you don't just
attack the bee
you kind of reposition yourself
you move around
you might circle the block
you may put a mannequin out there
that's dressed like you
and then sneak around
watch the bee
see what it's doing
and then come back at it
but
I don't think there's anything wrong
with just
repositioning yourself
if you look at how
what Sanhagen did
against uh
Frankie Edgars
who I love
dear god
man I wish he was my godfather
if I could be
you know
if I could climb back
in my mother's vagina
and you know
email Frankie before
I would see if he would do that
for me
but Sanhagen did that
against Edgar
he kind of just backed up
and moved him into position
so you have to respect
that just because a guy
is kind of retreating
that can be strategy
so I thought it was really close
I think it's interesting
when a sport is also a business
there's going to become moments
where if you let it be too close
that
the business can
help determine
what the future looks like
and it's a great
look for the
weight class
it's a great look for
UFC
you know
Dillashaw was
you know
they kind of
it almost felt like
Sanhagen
had to prove
himself
more than
Dillashaw
had to prove
himself
so I don't know
if some of the judges
went into it
with
you know
with that sort of
mindset
in the beginning
but
I feel like
the outcome
was better
for the business
and also
well look
what do I know
nothing
I'm a one stripe
white belt
that hasn't been
in class
in almost a month
because
my ribs
kept getting
fractured by women
and men
and women
but
so I think
that it was a great
it looks
it's great for the business
suddenly you got
Dillashaw's back in there
and
you know
he's back in the
in the bout structure
so you're going to get
more fights out of him
Sanhagen's still young
you know
he can
you know
he'll be able to
meander around
in there before
you know
he'll be able to
you know
you could
insert him back in
for that title shot
whenever
maybe you run it back
I don't know
I just don't see
I see how
if I'm the business
if I'm the business
then I give it to
Dillashaw
but if I'm a judge
I side with how
Anthony Smith said it
you know
the lion hearted one
he said it after the show
he said
I had it 4-1
Sanhagen's
and that's how
I had it man
I had Sanhagen's
winning
now
Brennan Schaub
would disagree with me
but
oh well
I don't have to
agree with him
all the time
if I don't want to
or anyone
and look
I don't know
what I'm talking about
but
I believe
I know what I saw
and
I believe
that Corey Sanhagen
did enough to win
so
yeah