Name: Theo Von Breaks Down The Hamster & G-Pig Market
Uploaded: 2021-08-28T18:20:52.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von Breaks Down The Hamster & G-Pig Market' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-08-28. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von Breaks Down The Hamster & G-Pig Market' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-08-28. Transcript available.

that ground game baby that small ground game you know a lot of that market went
to russia do you
know that about the hamster a lot of hamster gerbils g pigs will you look them
up maybe nick
the roborovskys the rubber it's a family business i mean look i don't know if
it is or not it became
a family business the hamster business but the roborovskys a lot of that market
when russian
dwarf hamsters oh when i was young they were straight american man i mean you
got them right
here how do you know the difference between a russian hamster and an american
hamster
a lot of it's in the width the i don't want to say the thigh gap but it's like
the width of their
legs how far apart they are how far apart their their legs are yeah so do uh russian
uh hamsters
have bigger nuts uh i wouldn't say bigger nut uh actually maybe that's why they
have the that extra
space there what do you mean the legs are just further apart but nothing is
filling it more it's
just more space the legs are a little bit further apart now if you get those
roborovskys or those
white a lot of the dwarf hamster businesses come out of russia they're over
there in basements they're
carton brother they're doing it all you know i'm surprised that's a syrian that's
a syrian
hamster oh it is no the left is an american hamster the right is a roborovski russian
hamster
see the roborovski's putting his hands together he's plotting you see how they're
doing howie
you know it's weird that you're showing me these things and i'm really into it
but you talk about
them like like if i go to a jeweler and i want to buy like a stone or a diamond
for my no this is the
roborovski crystal and it's got an incline cut and it's got a clarity of six
you talk about
hamsters in the same way as a jeweler talks about diamonds oh these are gems
baby these are uh
so what are they shipping these here illegally i wouldn't say illegally i don't
think that i mean
i don't know what they were doing at the time but when i was young it was all
american hamster you
picked up a hamster you could hear leonard skinnard you know or you could hear
barbara streisstand but
now stand you could hear yeah barbara streisstand yeah not barbara streisand
you could hear both of
them if you wanted or is barbara streisstand a place where you went to go buy
roborovski's oh at
the barbara streisstand at the barber people who need roborovski are the luckiest
people in the world
yeah you know what's great i love that you come up with something and then your
producer nick has to
like with a not even a smile just a serious look is searching the web for the
roborovski dwarf
hamster breeding look at them i mean but it seems like it's the dwarf hamsters
roborovskis they're
from russia it seems to be like a dark arts like a like there seems to be
something uh evil sinister
right and if you look at a man i remember when i was young there was a the
smaller hamsters the stores
were selling they were fuller they had a little bit more life in them you
looked like
maybe after school after after the day at the pet shop they went home to loving
families you know they
had dinner at a small table but you look at these roborovskis man it looked
like they're doing
cigarettes they're you know they're sleeping on stat you know sleeping all on
you know a lot of groups
in one bed this is horribly sad we should get uh is there somebody like sarah mclaughlin
that could sing
a song about the russian hamsters in the small arms of the angels and you have
all these russian hamsters
just looking really sad you should put together a video that wouldn't be a bad
idea it would for a
dollar a day yeah you can less than that how much does it cost to feed a hamster
a day what do hamsters
eat i bet a dime a lot of them usually eat like a mix they'll eat like uh you
want to bring it up
nick do you have one everything i ask nick has the answer to yeah bring up that
ham food mix daddy
do you do you own a hamster i don't have any right now man the last thing i had
was two big g pigs baby
uh what is the difference between a guinea pig and a hamster the difference
between a guinea pig and
a hamster most of all the size between their legs no i think overall oh that's
the russian versus
the american yeah that's russian versus american is definitely it's a it's a
kind of a you got a
hardier kind of uh what is it called the bottom of a car chassis yeah yeah you
got a you got a wider
chassis is that what they're referred to in the hamster world or the g world or
the what what's
the gerbil yeah gerbil or gerbil some people call them daddy gerbil a nazi wasn't
he yeah gerbil general
gerbil was a nazi you're asking i think he was he was well i don't look him up
yeah look up the gerbil
lieutenant gerbil nazi gerbil nazi gerbil there he is there he joseph gerbil joseph
gerbil joseph
gerbil he was a nazi oh damn there he was yeah yeah no it's a famous you don't
that's why i've never
been able to be comfortable around gerbils oh really i could see that that's a
little furry adorable
nazi and i didn't want him in my house walking like this i'm sure it's a little
dicey right
and every time i opened the oven they would get excited oh yeah i want them to
start they start
clapping yeah so i had to is that bad i don't know i mean cancel look that's no
that's factual okay that is
factual that's factual and you know we must never forget yeah oh yeah okay that's
it we must never
forget fur should be a pet shop i love that wow hope you enjoyed that video and
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