Name: Fight Breaks Out in the Stands at Tyron Woodley vs Jake Paul
Uploaded: 2021-09-01T17:11:23.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Fight Breaks Out in the Stands at Tyron Woodley vs Jake Paul' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-09-01. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Fight Breaks Out in the Stands at Tyron Woodley vs Jake Paul' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-09-01. Transcript available.

All right, we had a fight break.
This is a fight breaks out at the Woodley-Paul fight.
And it wasn't in the ring, that's for damn sure.
Dude, there's something, I'm glad this broke out in the stands.
At least these people got to see some real action.
You know, Jake Paul is a mastermind, I will say that.
He has picked the perfect people to fight.
It's like the perfect amount of ability for people to fight.
The ability of fight that they have in them.
Tyron, there's no one more frustrating to cheer on than Tyron Woodley.
Nobody.
Even Dave Chappelle, that was one of my favorite things to watch,
was Dave Chappelle in the distance.
I think realizing how frustrating it is to cheer on Tyron.
Who cares?
Tyron Woodley.
It's like, and he never does.
You're just like, and he never does.
Maybe he did a long time ago.
You know, and I know that he's a nice man.
People love this man.
But when it comes to being a fan, that's all I know.
He could beat my ass, I'm sure.
But, but I don't know if he would though.
That's the thing about him.
There's this, it's almost like somebody's controlling him and they just, they
have carpal tunnel.
He just, you're almost like, how would you not?
You just have every, it just, I don't know.
There's nothing more frustrating.
It's almost like you're stuck in traffic.
That's what it feels like cheering for Tyron Woodley.
You're like, punch.
Punch.
And they bring him out there.
They got him dressed like he's being sex trafficked, honestly.
They got him dressed like he's being sex trafficked, dog.
He's dressed like a, like a gender reveal party at like Elon Musk's trap house.
I mean, it's, it's a unique look.
And he comes, I mean, I almost, I don't know if he, and I hate to say it, I
just don't know how mentally he, there he is still.
That's the part, because there's always that element of him that it's, he's
missing that, that gear that everyone else seems to want him to have.
But I don't know his motivations.
His motivations might have been go out there and get paid.
Get that bag.
Don't throw any fists.
He may love Jake Paul.
They may do Thanksgiving together twice a week.
Because I don't know if you know rich people, a new thing rich people are doing
is more Thanksgivings.
That's when you know shit's getting weird.
When rich people's having extra Thanksgivings.
And everybody else out here fist fighting at the papas.
Everybody else out here giving birth at Arby's.
And rich people out here having more than one Thanksgiving.
I refuse to cheer on Tyron Woodley.
Even though I want to cheer, I refuse to cheer him.
I, you just, it's, it's like.
He just doesn't do it.
He, hey, Tyron, he just doesn't do it.
Jake Paul's a mastermind, man.
And it's also amazing.
He's, you could see each fight.
He's just learning to get into a different, I mean, this was the first real
fight.
You know, Nate Robinson, you know, that was, I mean, they were all real fights.
But this was the first one where it felt like, I think where it really felt, I
don't know.
You thought Nate, I thought Nate Robinson had a chance.
Ben Askren, I did not think, had a chance.
Woodley, I thought Woodley, I thought Paul would, would win.
But I thought Woodley had a chance, man.
And, and I think Woodley thought he had a chance.
But I think after Woodley thought he had a chance, he didn't think anything
else.
And that's the strange thing.
There's nothing worse.
There's nothing worse.
I've done it for his past five fights.
There's nothing worse than cheering on Tyron Woodley.
There really isn't.
As a fighter.
Now, I'm sure as just a regular man.
Oh, he can be your hero.
But damn.
Hope you enjoyed that video.
And you can watch another.
And you can watch this one.
You can watch this one.
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Different choices.
Some guy just brings you one option.
Not this guy.
Two options.
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This one or this one.