Name: Small Town Hot Tub Sexuality and Local Youth
Uploaded: 2021-09-05T00:40:16.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Small Town Hot Tub Sexuality and Local Youth' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-09-05. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Small Town Hot Tub Sexuality and Local Youth' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-09-05. Transcript available.

There was a time in our town when somebody got a hot tub and people had never
said, couldn't imagine, what is it?
Somebody's like, it's like a little ocean in your yard and it's, you know, you
put a damn, you know, it's like warm, it's like a little damn soup.
And so people were fired up, you know, and opening night, I didn't get to go to
opening night at it.
There was more adults going there and seeing it and drinking wine by it.
And, you know, people would press a button and turn it on and then turn it off.
Oh, look at it.
Oh, God, that boy is great.
You know, people bobbing for apples in it, you know, drinking.
And then maybe your buddy's wife's over there bobbing and nobody's looking and
you go touch her ass a little or something or play crack hand or something for
a second with her, you know, or whatever.
I don't know.
I don't know what the neighborhood was like.
I didn't go to opening night.
But the next day they let the children get in it.
You know, when I was a child and so I got in there and, you know, we're all in
there and we were children, man.
There's a many, many kids as you could fit into a damn little hot tub.
And this, I think this fella, this thing probably seated seven.
I don't know.
When you're a kid, everything seats seven, 70, 700.
You know, you're children, so it doesn't matter if there's people next to you
or on you or whatever.
You know, little Lawrence will be in there and he'll be wearing a little frickin'
Anthony as a scarf.
And they got nine other kids.
You know, they got twins in there and somebody goes in and comes out as triplets.
It doesn't, who knows?
It's just being children that was just, you know, the connective energy amongst
children is, it's not as, it's very strong.
You know, as we, when we get, as we become adults, I find I become more of a
proton or a neutron.
But when you're young, you're just part of the electricity.
So anyway, we had a bunch of children in there and we'd never been in a hot tub.
People didn't know, you know, people drinking the water and doing all, you know,
washing their hair.
And one kid, you know, his dad come over and baptize him on the side and people
just living.
And one fellow brought a fish, it died immediately because of the heat.
But people didn't know.
We didn't know.
We weren't enjoying it.
And the directions got all wet immediately, so nobody knew what they said.
And we were just hot tubbing and pretending we were in, somebody wrote Tahiti
on a sign and nailed it to the tree right there.
God, we were living it up.
And there was one fellow named CJ and he was older than us.
He was probably, he could have been 15, he could have been 60.
You know, he had us, he had scars on his back.
I don't know, he might have been a slave, you know, he's a white guy.
But he might have been enslaved at one point.
I don't know, he'd been through a lot.
You know, he'd been through a lot.
And I remember he had hair kind of around the top of his pants on the back.
And so anyway, we're all in the hot tub.
We're enjoying it.
We're probably maybe 10 or 12, I don't know, 11.
And big CJ had been under the water.
He'd been touching his body.
You know, and he'd been prepping his body to really ejac out.
And spray, you know, and really just bust full, you know.
And I'm not a pedophile or anything.
I'm just telling you a story from my childhood.
So, you know, I was there and I was a child when this happened.
And anyway, so he's prepping his body underwater.
The rest of us don't know.
We're doing backstrokes, you know.
We're doing, one guy's filling his mouth with water, shooting it in the air.
Somebody else is catching it.
You know, people just having a good time.
It's like a little Las Vegas out there.
It's like our own little Bellagio.
You know, we're doing it all.
And CJ had been prepping his body to bust out.
Well, at one point, he stands up in the hot tub and ejects out into the water.
And we'd never seen it.
We're like, what?
We'd never seen, you know, I think I'd only ever even seen anybody else's penis.
Probably my brother.
I'd seen my own penis in a mirror, but that's just your, you know, that's still
your penis.
It's not, you know, it's still yours.
It's just one.
And then I'd seen some other kid's penis through like a fire.
He was on the other side of a fire and I was on one side.
But, yeah, this kid stood up and he knew about it.
And so he, you know, he's ejacking out into the pond or whatever.
And my buddy Will was right there.
And Will was a sweet guy, man.
And he just, he thought something was happening to this kid, to this CJ.
Well, he thought he was dying, I guess.
You know, he thought, well, if this, you know, if he pumps out another 20 or 30
servings, he's going to, you know, each time he gets going to get smaller and
smaller, he's disappearing.
You know, and I could see in that moment how that all registered.
It was like, oh my gosh, this guy's, you know, this guy's, eventually his whole
body will shoot out of the end of his wiener.
So we didn't know what to do, man.
So Will grabbed it.
Will grabbed it to really stop it off at the end, like a hose, you know, like
where you bend a hose like that.
And the fella punched him, man, fell unloaded, unloaded on him.
So, and that was a lot, man.
That was a lot for one moment in time because we'd never, I'd never seen any of
that.
I'd never, you know, to see such, you know, a moment of kind of sexual
advancement at that and experience that.
And then also see a saving, you know, this real saving grace, this real, this
two-handed angel, you know, come in and try to save this boy's life to keep his
body inside of his body.
To keep him from just dripping out his existence into the world and then to see
the abuse at the end.
And, you know, that's kids, man.
And that's kids, brother.
But, uh, but God, man, God, life is, uh, there's a lot of gravel on the road,
isn't there?
And Will, we love you, man.
And I just want to let you know that you are loved, brother.
And, uh, and you'll be missed, man.
You were always, you were always up for the, up for the, up for a good time,
man, I feel like.
You were always, and not just any time, you were always pretty positive, man,
and hopeful.
And, uh, and you'll be missed.
This fellow that passed, though, he had, we'd been in a hot tub.
I've told this story before.
I like how every one of your stories is like, yeah, I remember this as a kid.
Now, he has since passed.
It's like, all right, dude.
Well, yeah, he passed, bro.
But, oh, everybody dies, man, that I know.
But, he, we, the first time anybody ever ejaculated in our, in our, we were at
a party, and someone did it in a hot tub.
And none of us had ever seen it.
We didn't know about it.
We didn't know you could do it.
Yeah.
So, this guy was erect under the water, and he was doing like a, remember Loch
Ness Monster, the drawing?
Yeah.
Very funny.
It was like the biggest, most important thing.
He's sticking his dick out?
Yes.
He kept doing that a little bit, just Loch Ness and his wiener out the hot tub
water.
That's very funny.
It was pretty cool, man.
Yeah.
Especially at that age, we're dying.
Now, he has since passed.
He is still alive, this guy.
But, at one point, he was, I guess, pleasuring himself.
He leans up out of the water, starts spraying out.
This other kid thought something was happening to him that was bad, grabbed his
penis to stop it from happening.
No.
And the other, the bigger kid ended up punching the kid.
But, the kid that grabbed him, the safety kid, the safety kid died.
They say the kid who grabbed the penis and got punched.
He is overdosed.
Yeah.
He grabbed the, he saw an ejaculating penis and went.
Because he didn't know he thought something bad.
Somebody's got to put an end to this.
Yes.
And then he got punched, too, and died.
Hell, it was fucking, it's a terrible story.
It's a tough life story.
Hope you enjoyed that video.
And you can watch another.
And you can watch this one.
You can watch this one.
Different options, different choices.
Some guy just brings you one option, not this guy.
Two options.
Watch one.
This one or this one.
Thank you.