Name: Paddy Pimblett Seekin Tha Smoke
Uploaded: 2021-09-08T13:57:07.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Paddy Pimblett Seekin Tha Smoke' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-09-08. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Paddy Pimblett Seekin Tha Smoke' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-09-08. Transcript available.

Gang.
What else?
Oh, we had some news that happened, man.
Oh, dude, Paddy Pemblitt.
Paddy Pemblitt.
Let's start there.
A little bit of news for you.
If you're not familiar with this dude, he's British, brother.
I mean, and he's a hunter.
He looks like, um, he looks like all the Beatles if they didn't, if they just
went to the gym.
You know, he looks like Matthew, Mark, um, who's the other guy?
John and, what's the other guy?
The little guy.
Ringlet.
He looks like all the Beatles if you, uh, yeah.
Yeah, Matthew, Mark, John, and Ringlet.
He looks like all the Beatles if they just went to the gym and did no music or
drugs.
And then, uh, so the fight was crazy, man.
He's real frenetic.
You know, he's got that, he's got a lot of static energy.
You ever take something out of the dryer and it makes all that crackling sound
when you stretch it, when you pull it apart?
Take the sock off the sweater and it's like.
Or you ever slide your feet across the carpet at the library and then just go
shock a motherfucker?
Paddy's got that, bro.
Paddy's got that, dude.
Um, the best was, though, after the fight, he'd start just rattling off all
kinds of quotes.
All, all the quotes, man.
I can strike.
I can grapple.
Um, um, um, I'm the new king.
The new king is here, lad.
I can wrestle.
I can, uh, I can do the electric slide, man.
Um, the redcoats are coming.
Give me Adesanya or give me death.
Uh, float like a butterfly sting like a big girl from Newcastle.
Um, he just start going into any quote that had ever been.
It was like the, so much hype.
It was too much, you know?
And then he just started just rattling off random positive quotes.
He's like, give a man a fish and chips and he'll fish and chips for a day, but
teach a man to fish and chips and I'll beat the fuck out of every last one of
you.
Like it just started to get, uh, it started to just get insane.
And then he just went into like just Beatles quotes.
You know, he's like, uh, uh, blackbird singing in the dead of night.
Take this broken bastard.
I just beat and teach him to fight you pieces of shit.
I'm a legend.
I'm a king.
I'm John wick.
I mean, he's just rattling off.
Just, uh, just, just, just, um, I get by with a little help.
From my fists and I'll beat the living lips off of your mind.
You're going to know who I am.
Nothing's going to change my world.
Nothing's going to change my world.
Except all these cash and prizes, bitch.
I'll hard scarf your mother, son.
He did every hype thing you could do at once.
Um, but suddenly, boom, I'm talking about him.
Other people are talking about him.
You know, he, he'll be Brennan Schaub's favorite fighter.
Um, you know, it just, it gets how it gets, man.
You know, it's like, that's, that's a unique thing about today.
You can create your own hype.
And Patty Pimlet, dude, he did.
He just, he literally just said everything that was like ever hypeful ever, you
know?
So I'm here for it, man.
I'm here for Patty Pimlet.
I'm here to see how it goes down.
And he's also in, I believe, you know, I don't know that much about UFC and
about fighting, but, um, but I love it.
It's become my favorite sport over the pandemic.
And, um, and he's in the 155 weight class.
Could it get any crazier in there?
Could it get any crazier?
So just the people he could be fighting down the line.
I mean, oh, it's so hype.
It's so hype, man.
Hope you enjoyed that video.
And you can watch another.
And you can watch this one.
You can watch this one.
Different options, different choices.
Some guy just brings you one option.
Not this guy.
Two options.
Watch one.
This one or this one.