Name: Mark Normand Drunk Texted Jerry Seinfeld
Uploaded: 2021-10-11T01:23:23.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Mark Normand Drunk Texted Jerry Seinfeld' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-10-11. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Mark Normand Drunk Texted Jerry Seinfeld' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-10-11. Transcript available.

Question from Mark. I was just watching the Chrissy Chaos episode that you were
on about five or six months ago and you were talking about your Seinfeld story.
How you were opening up for him and then COVID hit and I was just curious what
the status of y'all's current relationship is. Have you heard from him in the
last five or six months? Are you going to be working with him again in the
future?
Just curious about that. I'm also a big Seinfeld fan. Gang, gang, Theo, I love
you. Y'all keep doing your thing, man. Gang, baby, love you too, brother. Thank
you.
People love you. People love you. Nah, not my dad. But either way, the Seinfeld
thing is crazy because I was a huge fan. I watched it with my parents growing
up and now to have his phone number is bananas.
Yeah. But it's almost like the hot girl. I opened for him one weekend. We did
four shows. We went out after, had wine, had pizza, tiramisu, best night of my
life.
And COVID hit, so then everything got weird. And then I kept trying to text him.
It's like a girl you fucked once that you're in love with.
Oh, yeah.
But the relationship is just kind of distancing. But you try to keep it going
with a text, but it's inevitable. It's not going to last. But I'll text him
every now and then and he'll get back to me. So I'll take it.
Yeah.
I text him about Norm dying and he had some cool shit to say.
Oh, that's cool.
Yeah. So I hate to say it, but sometimes an event happens like that and you're
like, oh, this is a good opportunity to text the big Jew.
Yeah. You got to go BJ on that, dude.
Yeah.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, it's interesting how like if you get somebody's number that's a celebrity
or that's popular to you.
Yeah.
Then like how nervous you feel like. And then you also start to recognize how
like their lives are so busy that they just, it's not that they don't care
anything about you.
The friendship just picks back up kind of when you see each other again.
Exactly.
There's just not as much downtime to communicate like.
Yeah, completely.
There's just not as much free time as when you were just chilling and you were
fucking just didn't have anything to do.
Yeah. Yeah.
And he's a little older, so he's not part of that text generator.
Like we'll just text back and forth and he's, I think he takes a while to get
back to you, you know.
He's a thinker also.
That's true.
So I'm just happy because you know how much power I have just having his, I
could give that out.
I could call him drunk.
I mean, I could do so many bad things.
So I'm really trying to be a good, good little boy with his number.
Good number shepherd.
Yes, exactly.
Yeah.
And sometimes you like have all the numbers and then you get drunk and lose one.
One runs down the hill.
Oh, there's a six.
Yeah, yeah.
I hope no one knows anything.
Yeah.
Right.
I texted him once drunk and I never did it again because his reaction was kind
of like, I could tell it was weird.
He was weirded out.
But he's cool.
He's so normal.
He's like us.
You know, you talk to him.
You're like, oh, you're just a dude.
Yeah.
And we put him up on this weird pedestal, but he's just like us.
Yeah.
He's just busier and richer.
Hope you enjoyed that video and you can watch another and you can watch this
one.
You can watch this one.
Different options, different choices.
Some guy just brings you one option, not this guy.
Two options.
Watch one.
This one or this one.