Name: Theo and Mark on Brian Laundrie Being Wanted for Murder
Uploaded: 2021-10-13T03:06:01.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo and Mark on Brian Laundrie Being Wanted for Murder' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-10-13. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo and Mark on Brian Laundrie Being Wanted for Murder' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-10-13. Transcript available.

that women wants to be murdered really i think you got something there my lady
loves all that
murder um like fake you know hold you down and put a ski mask on and yeah all
that shit
brian laundry all that stuff with that man they're looking for that everybody
all these
chicks want to bang that guy yeah so it's a weird fetish these ladies have it's
also all murder all
the time they love murder do you think that and also we're not gonna have any
good murderers
anymore and that's done i mean you can even see over that's i mean there's just
too much digital
footprint yeah i just can't believe laundry still on the lamb even with dog the
n-word bounty hunter
on his tail and he's still out there he might be dead in the ravine for all i
know i don't know i
think if you've gone that long i feel like you keep riding it out because you've
already
you've already killed yeah you've already been hiding for a month or two
like i think at that point if you haven't turned yourself in or taken your life
after a couple
weeks i feel like you've got you've gotten into that you're in vandersloot kind
of vibe where you're
like what can i do what else yes can i hide how long can i hide what and it's
almost seems
exciting uh yeah it's definitely life and death it's dark but if you imagine
wake up in the morning and
you are somebody that is untraceable yeah you nobody can locate you uh-huh here's
what it seems it seems
relaxing you think so i would be on edge constantly i feel like at least you're
like you're you're not on
your phone you're at least spending time like out in nature probably i feel
like you're doing the
things that a lot of us need to do if he didn't do the murder i would say he
could be like a homeopath
or something right right he could open up a thing in maui
yeah like a cbd shop or some shit yeah he's probably sitting in a bar somewhere
in oklahoma
with a mustache and shades on drinking a beer and going oh shit i'm on the news
yeah you know and he's
i bet he's milking it like how about this fucking psycho huh and the guy next
to him's like i know right
hope they catch that guy he's like yeah fuck him probably enjoying it and halloween
he gets to come
party too right he can dress up every day is halloween for him yeah but to be
able to one night come down
from the hills and freaking let it loose do jaeger bombs with a freaking mime
right right you know just
come down and just party dude piss on a mummy just have fun man halloween was
fun
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