Name: Elon Musk Has ALL The Money
Uploaded: 2021-11-04T19:22:49.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Elon Musk Has ALL The Money' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-11-04. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Elon Musk Has ALL The Money' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-11-04. Transcript available.

Elon Musk becomes the first person to be worth more than $300 billion.
Not shocked, dude.
If you don't see what's going on, there's about 30 people that have all the
money.
Okay?
Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, Milton Bradley, Brendan Schaub.
And I don't know who else.
Probably a lot of politicians or former politicians.
They are all taking trips to space because obviously something is about to
happen here, I think, on Earth.
I think maybe something's about to happen, man.
And maybe there's like 10 or 20 people that are going to get to keep going.
You know, maybe they'll have a draft or something.
The rich are leaving.
They're leaving.
Rich people are leaving.
They're on their way out.
You even, sometimes, I got on Southwest a couple weeks ago.
There was a little lady in there, a little, I think, maybe Chinese lady with a
little umbrella.
And right out the gate, I said, oh, I know what's up.
They're practicing.
They're, this is a test for her.
She's going to be one of the finalists.
She's going to make it, you know.
She'll be on there with Elon Musk.
She'll be on there with, you know, who else?
They got to take probably Lester Holt.
They got to take a brother or two.
So, maybe Lester Holt or Reggie Jackson.
He'll make it.
Who else would make the list, dude?
Yeah.
Maybe a cartoon, somebody.
You know, probably Pokemon or Gizzard.
Gizzard.
Gizzard.
Somebody.
They'll make it.
Chester Cheetah might make that bitch.
They might take a drawn animal.
Who else?
You're going to need some women on there.
You're going to need some beautiful, probably Betsy Ross.
That little knit it and quit it, boy.
You want to come over?
Netflix and Quilt, baby.
Oh.
Yeah, I don't know who would be on that final vessel.
You know, I won't get on it.
They probably won't have me on it unless it's of a lottery drawing.
But it's obvious, man.
Elon Musk's net worth has surpassed $300 billion,
making him the first person on this planet to reach that milestone.
The surge in Musk's assets come as lawmakers are considered a billionaire's tax.
Man, it's getting wild, baby.
A billionaire's tax must slam the billionaire tax proposal saying that
my plan is to use that money to get humanity to Mars.
That's what I'm saying.
They're leaving.
The rich are leaving.
We will be here.
We will be here arguing with robots that are coming to vaccinate us in our
homes.
People will be fist fighting robots in their front yards.
People will be, it will be down to very perishable, non-perishable foods.
Snickers.
The U.N. says $6 billion from the world's billionaires could solve a hunger
crisis.
Elon Musk says he will sell Tesla stock and donate proceeds if the U.N. can
prove that.
Wow.
$6 billion would solve the world.
It's funny.
Nobody, people, we must not want to solve hunger.
We haven't been able to solve it.
You know, it's like one of those crosswords.
You know, sometimes you pick it up again.
You look at it.
You're like, ah, try this again.
That didn't work.
Sometimes, you know, you got to have hunger in the world, too, I think, because
you got to have a next, you know, you got to, if nobody's hungry, then what?
People sitting around just sticking it out.
People sticking around just taking Tums.
There'll be like a black market for Tums.
Everybody's all fat and fed.
Everybody's just ordering pizza.
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