Name: Extreme Sports Were Different When I Was Growing Up
Uploaded: 2021-11-17T02:13:18.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Extreme Sports Were Different When I Was Growing Up' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-11-17. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Extreme Sports Were Different When I Was Growing Up' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-11-17. Transcript available.

have you ever done an extreme sport um like skateboarding or anything like
rolled around
no they didn't have a lot a lot of skateboarders boss just really were just
doing drugs you know
they own the boards but they was mostly just for you know setting their drugs
on while they would
roll them up but we didn't have a lot of i'm trying to think if we had extreme
sports bus
yeah we had these guys that used to shoot these potato gun like uh they had
like a rest area bus
i don't think have it on and maybe in australia your whole country is like a
rest area actually but
it's like a rest area is like a place where you stop on the side of the interstate
when you're
driving yeah yeah and people like uh get out to use the restroom and drink
water change the baby you
know you usually have a cigarette and then uh get back in the van and keep
going you know sometimes
beat the kids or whatever but um if they've been bad yeah yeah but not uh but
anyway by us there was
a there was one of those and behind it they had a river yeah a lot of gay men
would meet up at these
places because it was like a um you know it was like on the outskirts of town
and stuff so gay men
would meet up over there and you know do drugs and make out and stuff yeah and
across the river
that's where i lived so a lot of men over there sometimes would not a lot but
they had these two
guys that would make like potato these potato gun launchers yeah and if like a
lot of like
like real high men were making out or something they would shoot potatoes over
near them oh no way
pretty messed up i mean they weren't trying to endanger them or anything i
think they just didn't want to
surprise them yeah i think they just didn't want them doing a lot of drugs and
making out in the
water they didn't want anybody to drown because some men had drowned oh okay so
it's almost like
lifeguarding a little bit but but that was like the most extreme sport i ever
saw was people with
these potato guns you know yeah um i think anyway you rode a bike yeah i rode a
bike yeah but i never
really thought much of it we used to build the ramp you know somebody always
liked the ramp like was a
poorly built and this part would come out and then somebody the handlebar would
turn and went into
some guy's body one time i remember yeah but pretty shit we were pretty pretty
shit ex-gamers
oh well that's right but i think i could probably get out there i would love to
get out there and try
that would be sick i could i could teach you like safely to do it too yeah so
we could get you flying
yeah i think i'd be willing to we had like a role a place called roller kingdom
bus where we'd have
all our birthday parties yeah and uh dude this one kid this kid jeremy who we're
buddies with at the
birthday parties he would go and get all the gum from like under the tables and
make a huge like
and by the end of the birthday party he would be chewing the biggest gum dude
he was twisted bro
that's crazy oh he was so twisted dude and he did it every fucking time bro he
just had this ultimate
thing of gum dude and his nobody would even at his parents i guess weren't
paying attention to him
because when they came to pick him they wouldn't even ask him he couldn't even
open his mouth one
time he had so much fucking gum and he's just breathing through his nose and
his mom's like
you're doing great jeremy you know so fucking that's an x game right that's
right yeah that's
pretty extreme yeah so that's the kind of extreme sports that we had oh nice
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