Name: I Wouldn’t Want My Kid to See Me in a Helmet
Uploaded: 2021-11-18T11:57:31.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'I Wouldn’t Want My Kid to See Me in a Helmet' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-11-18. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'I Wouldn’t Want My Kid to See Me in a Helmet' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-11-18. Transcript available.

were you helmeted in the beginning are people in helmets or not yeah yeah
helmeted and is it well
received by others if you wear a helmet or is it kind of it's it's um it
depends what you're doing
like you're not going to go out there and do a triple backward with no helmet
on because
if you crash then you're not going to be doing any more flips after that you
know you know like
you can get seriously hurt but definitely like the skateboarding realm is like
yeah if you don't
you're not wearing if you're wearing a helmet like only in a stair set they're
like what are
you doing yeah but it's kind of well received in scooter and bmx to wear the
helmet because
a lot of people have gotten hurt even with a helmet on and like can't ride
anymore so it's like if
everyone wasn't wearing a helmet then there'd be way less bmx riders because i
think that
oh it's that it gets that dangerous huh it definitely does get dangerous and it's
just like
why not have a helmet on and just protect your noggin yeah i just always i
would never want my kids i
don't think to see me in a helmet you know if i'm a dad you know yeah like that's
such a
yeah i don't know yeah i guess you might not suit a helmet i don't think i've
ever seen a picture of
you in a helmet so yeah and there's probably a reason for that yeah probably a
reason for it
yeah but i think yeah if a kid sees her dad in a helmet i think it just does
something to a kid
that it's just hard to like you guys's helmets is different because they're
more like cool looking
helmets i feel like but if you're in like one of like if you're like on a
bicycle like in the
neighborhood and you were and your dad drives up the driveway in the bike and
he has on a helmet i feel
like it just i don't know i would feel so sad for my dad and then i feel so sad
for me i think
yeah i guess like if you're wearing a cyclist helmet the worst ones i think i
don't know if you have
like birds that sweep you here like we have magpies in australia and they like
sweep you so
you see cyclists they'll they'll have like a cycling helmet and then they'll
have zip ties
like pointing up in the air to keep the birds from swooping their heads that's
crazy dude
yeah i used to paint this this uh i used to paint fences on this man's property
and i used to do
it with this big uh kind of urban gentleman and he died actually but he was
alive at this point and
we used to he also used to cut grass this dude johnny was his name big johnny
and he wore these
he had like it was big he had like real dark skin and he had a big chest hair
and he would have
these jewel like a lot of gold and stuff and yeah silver choice chains and
stuff in it and
he was a homosexual guy actually i didn't know that at the time but people said
he was later
but anyway he um the birds would come he and i would paint these fences and the
birds would swoop
down because he had a big afro so the birds would swoop down to get into his
hair yeah so at one point
my only responsibility was to have this like badminton racket and just fucking
swat away all like
these uh i want to say it was nightingales but it might have been something
else they're trying to
like nest yeah they come in and try to nest at him he's like you got my back i'm
like i got you bud
so i'm just sitting there all day just fucking just uh just love love with
mother nature you know
um but but anyway yeah so because yeah i think sometimes if i had that helmet
it would make me
if i saw my dad on a regular bicycle but in your sport you guys need the helmet
yeah yeah i'd suggest wearing a helmet just because you could like not even be
trying anything
crazy and just like fall over and just hit your head and there's like a there's
a lot of guys that
like have had brain injuries and then they can't ride and it's like if they and
there's big people
that get hurt not wearing a helmet and can't ride so it's like may as well just
wear one but i get
where you're coming from but i'll stick to wearing a helmet i think yeah yeah
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