Name: Happy Thanksgiving
Uploaded: 2021-11-25T05:00:08.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Happy Thanksgiving' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-11-25. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Happy Thanksgiving' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-11-25. Transcript available.

Happy Thanksgiving. Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours.
You know, I hope this is a time of year where, you know, where you can fill
your cup up.
You know, sometimes I think my cup is a pitcher.
And I'll keep pouring.
Who wants a sip? You get a sip. You get a sip. You get a sip.
Hell, I'll pour a plant. I'll pour a person. Who wants a cup?
You know, and I forget that sometimes, you know, my cup's not even full. There's
nothing even in.
And I'm still out there just drip-dropping on people.
And so I got to remember to take time to make sure that I'm doing things to
keep my cup full.
You know, that I'm putting joy in my own life so I can, so I have something to
share, you know.
And I got to be doing little things. Maybe you got to pet a little cat or
something.
You know, or bring up a damn JPEG of a dolphin or something.
You know, or, you know, eat a blueberry or do something good like that.
I'll even look. I'll look on the videos and I'm soldiers coming home.
And then they wheel out, you know, and they wheel the guy.
The guy climbs out of a, like a fake Easter basket at the pep rally or whatever.
And you're like, oh, Reginald's home or something.
And, you know, everybody's crying and shit.
And the team sucks.
Usually they do that when the team is bad.
They do that, see.
We need some damn war daddies over here.
And sometimes, you know, it's a couple war mommies out there.
You see a couple, you know, if you see, you know, if you see a real long kiss
and there's four,
if there's four breasts and a kiss, baby, that's lesbianism, baby.
And that's, you got to enjoy that when you get to see it.
So, um, happy Thanksgiving.
Some people don't celebrate Thanksgiving.
I think it's Canadians mostly.
Uh, I don't know who else, maybe.
Canadians, they should celebrate.
Y'all, dude, Canada's been shut down.
You guys might as well start celebrating it.
There's nothing else.
You guys are so scared of COVID.
Y'all don't even have, I think you took your doorknobs off.
It's locks only in Canada.
If you, you can't, if you, you got, they're, they're back to writing letters
stationary.
The stationary market up in Canada has just skyrocketed.
You see ships of ink going up there.
Yes, you know, Canada, they, you, they're not even allowed to handshake.
No hugging.
Don't you, you'll see a married couple just staring at each other.
Till one of them damn busts right out there.
Or, you know, really, uh, sugars, you know, really drips out, you know, drips
up their britches.
And they're britch dripping out there in Canada.
Because they, the laws, they've gotten so COVID scared.
They, they just, even the snowmen, no arms on them.
No arms.
They don't want it, nobody's touching, they're not doing none of that.
None of that up in Canada.
What else?
Oh, the turkey farmer episode.
If you didn't get a chance to check that out, check it out.
You know, it's nice to learn about the birds that, uh, that really are the
mascot of Thanksgiving.
You know, it's really the, the Baltimore raven of Thanksgiving is the turkey.
And a turkey, baby, that's God's tit right there, son.
That thing.
Mmm.
You know if you put two hands on a turkey, you feel long enough.
Somebody gonna, somebody finding some milk.
You can tell by looking at a turkey, that, that, that, that, that bird's hiding
that lache, baby, you know.
That, that bird, whoo, that's 98 degrees.
That thing's hiding that Nick Lache, you know what I'm saying.
Hope you enjoyed that video.
And you can watch another.
And you can watch this one.
You can watch this one.
Different options, different choices.
Some guy just brings you one option.
Not this guy.
Two options.
Watch one.
This one or this one.