Name: Theo Reacts to Caller Getting Hit by a Train
Uploaded: 2021-12-02T05:32:18.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Reacts to Caller Getting Hit by a Train' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-12-02. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Reacts to Caller Getting Hit by a Train' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-12-02. Transcript available.

what's going on uh my name is don i've been listening to the show off and on
for a while
now just want to say i love everything you do gang gang but uh a couple of gang
baby onward
sorry to interrupt you but uh a couple episodes ago i think it was on the swipe
society episode
you mentioned some about your uncle or i forget who got hit by a train oh yeah
um my mom's brother
got hit by a train i didn't know him he was dead i was i wasn't dead i wasn't
alive yet so i was
before you know i guess i was dead i was you know i just wasn't alive so you're
not alive when you die
and then you you're i guess i don't know if it's dead i don't know what i was i
wasn't i wasn't on
earth and he was already on earth and then he got hit by a train he was
alcoholic he was alcoholic and
he got hit by train and that's all i know oh and he was um brunette let's hear
more died and i can
relate because uh when i was in high school it was probably like 10 years ago i
was actually
hit by a train uh on the way to school i was walking to school and i lived and
uh yeah i don't know if
you want me to i can send you a damn send me what dog you gonna send me some
arms son i'm just joking
man wow that industrial alarm clock baby that train gang baby and you hitting
the hotline
we got miracles on the hotline let's play more go on dalton an article linked
to the article or
whatever but it was a life-changing moment for me like basically i survived
this accident and
if i could go back honestly i wouldn't change a thing i would probably get you
know i wouldn't
change i would probably you know still get hit by a train it was such a life-changing
moment for me
yeah that's what's up baby i'm upstairs
that's who we are dog we are people that get hit by trains and say run it back
fam we out here dog
god can you believe it's a miracle riley isn't it yeah
this man been he said he said bring it back
let's hear more that it was so it was probably the most important thing
to happen to me in my life it really put things into perspective but uh yeah i
just wanted to share
that though gang baby he want he he said bring it back train two trains let's
run it back
that's powerful man because that it's like
yes i gotta listen to this one well it's like something happens to you and it's
really rough it's
really bad and you say that was the greatest experience let's hear this again
this accident and
it was a life-changing moment for me like basically i survived this accident
and if i could go back
honestly i wouldn't change a thing i would probably get you know i wouldn't
change i would probably you
know still get hit by a life-changing moment for me let's go that it was so it
was probably the most
important thing to happen to me in my life that's what's up we getting hit by
trains baby
man it's just like that's that look man thank you for calling don't i just
you know i'm sitting here complaining about this in my life and this is tough
for me and this thing
you know and this is hard and i have this and we got a man out here who's
getting hit by train
and says hey let's make it trains baby who's saying let's run it back fam line
up again satan
with your big dirty machine line up again gerald ford or whatever that guy's
name is
who you know the train guy larry amtrak whoever it is line it up and let's do
it again baby because
i'm i'll go one more time that's powerful that's powerful man i mean you know
do you feel do you
feel the you feel i'm lifted up here riley i'm lifted up man because you know
it's like
there's just so much to be learned through pain and to get through and say let's
do it again
i want more to look your pain in the eyes and say i want more
because i'm gonna be i'm gonna be toughened up i started off as a damn soft
shell crab i'm gonna
finish out as a turtle baby i'm gonna be toughened up wow you got me lifted dalton
that's powerful baby
thank you man thank you very much thank you for the call you uh what else you
get pubic hair riley
now you get how's your body doing overall hope you enjoyed that video and you
can watch another
and you can watch this one you can watch this one different options different
choices some guy just
brings you one option not this guy two options watch one this one or this one