Name: You Don’t Wear a Leather Jacket to a Mexican Restaurant
Uploaded: 2021-12-03T08:58:12.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'You Don’t Wear a Leather Jacket to a Mexican Restaurant' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-12-03. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'You Don’t Wear a Leather Jacket to a Mexican Restaurant' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-12-03. Transcript available.

The other day I saw a guy in a, I want to be honest with you, I want to be
honest, the
other day I saw a guy in a leather jacket at a Mexican restaurant.
If you wear a leather jacket at a Mexican restaurant, well, you can just stay
away from
me.
You can stay away from me.
You can stay away from me because I don't need that kind.
Halloween is over and I don't need to see no more of the damn Pandora's box
escapees running
around.
If you wear a leather jacket to a Mexican restaurant, you can stay away from me.
You can stay away from me.
Do you hear that?
Because I feel like some of you don't hear it.
If you wear a leather jacket to a Mexican restaurant, you can stay away from me
because I am a better
man than that.
Hey, Theo, what's going on?
I've called him once before.
My name is Will.
I just wanted to apologize, you know, right off the bat because I did it.
I wore a leather jacket to a Mexican restaurant last week.
But look, Willie, Willie, you don't wear a leather jacket to a Mexican
restaurant.
Who are you, brother?
Huh?
Who are you?
Abraham Lincoln, dude?
Huh?
Tony Hawk, who are you?
You don't do it.
You took your mother.
I don't care if you taking Little Red riding out, riding lady.
I don't care if you got, I don't care if you, if Goldilocks, if she's all
ambient up and
you got her out that bear trap house and you got her in there.
Imagine somebody sees you're in there, okay?
Somebody sees you, your mother, the fajita smoke goes by, right?
It looks like the, you know, the, uh, the peppers are on there just blowing
Winston's just.
And then they see you and your mom, you leather jacket it up.
And to the, cause the perception is you some young buck, you some young drug
buck that's
hammering down, that's hammering cat on this old lady.
You out here hammering cat out here and bringing her out to some, yeah.
I'll tell you this, if God returns, when he returns, he will not, you will not,
you might
find, you might find him at a cantina, but he will not be wearing leather.
And you know it.
Ask your heart.
And you know it.
Oh, life is a salad, baby.
And the Lord is my vinaigrette, son.
Hope you enjoyed that video and you can watch another and you can watch this
one.
You can watch this one.
Different options, different choices.
Some guy just brings you a one option, not this guy.
Two options.
Watch one.
This one or this one.