Name: Theo and Bryce Mitchell Breakdown Amanda Nunes vs Julianna Peña Fight
Uploaded: 2021-12-14T17:41:53.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo and Bryce Mitchell Breakdown Amanda Nunes vs Julianna Peña Fight' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-12-14. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo and Bryce Mitchell Breakdown Amanda Nunes vs Julianna Peña Fight' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-12-14. Transcript available.

i called the the pina win did you really and uh well yeah but first off i think
you know i think
she's pretty cute so i'm gonna go for her oh yeah second off uh you know i like
both of those chicks
though it was it wasn't because of the personalities or anything that i picked
pina i picked pina
because she had beat i believe kat zingano and kat zingano uh beat amanda and
she didn't it
wasn't a fluke win when right when kat zingano beat amanda it was dominate
domination of wrestling
and superior groundwork and so you get one ground fighter who's already beat
this chick
and then somebody comes and beats the chick who beat her right at what she beat
her at
and so in my head i'm thinking she's gonna get her to the ground and beat her
she's gonna get her to
ground and beat her and i didn't put no money on it though because i always
fucking lose if i put
money down i don't ever do it i've only actually i never even put money down
one time i put a weed
bet yeah i bet my buddy a quarter of weed on a fight and then uh lost it yeah
and then he's all
stone and you're not that's right bro well he shared it with me a little bit it's
all good
but the worst is when you lose a weed bet and your buddy just smokes it on you
got to just sit there
and look at his ass like he's just been like he's just been eating ghosts bro
my dude my buddy gets
so fucked up when we're younger bro look he look like he'd eat a couple damn
human this couple damn
ghosts was in him bro he looked fucking haunted dude yeah he got so high one
time his fucking dad
came to pick him up and he didn't even know his dad bro and he fucking fought
him right there in the yard
and he fought him bro like it was somebody coming to kidnap him god i'd do that
right now
but dude fighting your own dad just because you high or like are you so high i'd
fight him because
i'm pissed off i don't care if i'm high or what the fuck dude i just beat his
ass just for some
child support yeah yeah let's go son yeah they should have if a dad flakes on
the kid they should
have at least a couple rounds or when the child's 16 or over that they got to
do in the yard legally
yeah that's right that's what i'm saying that should be part of the
jurisdiction baby let's go
dude we should we got to rewrite some of these laws man absolutely they got
some soft laws out there
let's go through the last minute of this i'll say this man so i'm sitting over
there
and man uh nunez just looked so much bigger yeah did it here's the thing though
brother
is like do no audio is it don't always come to your favor when you're when you're
bigger like that
it means you cut more weight and she's a power puncher right so it's like okay
so you're talking
about a power puncher who cuts a lot of weight yeah i bet she's gonna be great
in the first round
right she's a power puncher who cuts a lot of weight she's fighting somebody 10
15 pounds smaller
and she hits twice as hard now what do you think when when you start to see
this happening what would
you have done different here if you're uh if you're nunez okay i'm nunez first
off round one
that's where she made the mistake she she come out like she's gonna knock her
out in the first round
throwing the power punches she should have barely won round one i'm serious i
mean she should have
gone out there saying i'm not gonna knock this girl out yeah i'm gonna barely
win round one
and then i'm gonna win round two a little bit better and i'm gonna win round
three a little bit
about round four or five i don't even give a fuck already won the fight i'm
just gonna do what
i can do now you know what i'm saying but i think that she went in there um she
blasted all of her
cannons right off the initial exchange because she was so used to that you
think absolutely when it
works so long you know what i'm saying it's uh it works you know if i ain't
broke don't fix it but
she ran into a different stylistic matchup here's the thing about um when she
fought rousey
rousey's a great ground fighter in my opinion rousey is uh probably the best uh
woman ground
fighter that there is out there um actually if rousey and pina get into it on a
ground fight
well first off that'd be sexy but second off um second off um i'd be second
right sitting in the
front row because i don't want to spend some time on myself you know what i'm
saying i want a little
camouflage baby yeah well second off i think that rousey will probably win
eventually because of the
submissions i do not against pina against pina but here's the thing rousey
could not get amanda to
the ground you know what i'm saying um she has that straight up kind of grab
them and clinch style
pina has a style where it's like shoot under and grab the legs which works
amazing if you're talking
about a power puncher right because a power puncher when you swing you open up
all the openings for that
like when a mother when i'm fighting a power puncher i'm i'm not thinking i
hope it don't swing
hard i'm thinking i hope he swings as hard as he fucking can i'm gonna shoot
and get them legs now
if you're ronda rousey you don't go for the legs she don't do singles and
doubles she has to go
against her opponent in a straight line that's where she fucked up with amanda
nunez bro she tried to
just close that distance without any type of uh entangling of the hands no
distractions no nothing
she didn't reach the hands she just tried to go straight at her and uh just
like a train but if you
would have seen rousey get amanda to the ground you probably would have seen
even even more disparity
you know just like the disparity was on the feet it had been the same on the
ground she just never had
the uh she don't go for those legs you know and amanda she opens up and throws
those big punches
that's when the legs are open and do you think that's kind of what she saw
because will you play
right penya lured her into that's what penya did she she took some of her best
shots lured her in
landed just enough to piss her off and make her want to hit her more and that's
when she got in
on that takedown i'm pretty sure she shot a double leg i can't remember though
did she shoot a double
i mean she's staying in i could have sworn she got her to the and you could
tell how nuna is like
how is this not working and right and you just stayed right in there just take
i mean you could
see what is this hitting right right and you're absolutely right she just
stayed right in there
and now she's advancing forward right so now she's got a game plan huh and gets
her to the fence here
comes a double if i'm her i'm shooting you'd already shot i might have but she
was landing there too
i i just i'm curious how she got her down i i'm almost certain she got her legs
oh she tripped her
okay there you go and and uh nuna's is cooked here yeah but this ain't her this
ain't her game plan
and she i mean think about it's probably been five years at least since she's
been in that position
in a fight bro at least five years when she choked when it wasn't a choke right
it was a neck
what what what was the well it was go back to that last few seconds there it
was probably
a choke as well but if it wasn't on the throat you could still choke somebody
right here on the face
and the nose yeah what does she have you can't really maybe she is under there
man bro it looked like she was up on her nose and her mouth but i don't and it
didn't look like she
was on the neck to me either you know but i've got a shock hope you enjoyed
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