Name: When Did You Lose It?
Uploaded: 2022-01-08T02:22:28.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'When Did You Lose It?' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-01-08. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'When Did You Lose It?' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-01-08. Transcript available.

in britain what time do you all use lose y'all's virginities at like in the uk
is it like 10 or 11
or is it 17 like a lot of guys i say it's 15 to 17. wow and indoors or outdoors
people doing it
more usually a field oh wow well i was a uh a latch latch door what do you call
them in america
latchkey latchkey kid so you had the so you was if you was home nobody else it
was just you well
yeah so i i took my the girl back to mine oh and then it was like i was i was
like i can't do that i
can't i'm scared i can't do this of course and then as she was leaving i saw
all of my friends faces
pointing and laughing at me lino and giuseppe and emmo and pete and tate all
going ah and i was like
no i must do this oh laughing i thought you're laughing because no laughing
because i wasn't
gonna do it oh so i go upstairs and i go into my room and it's a single bed and
we can't fit on it
oh yeah only room no way really my mom's you're a bad man
what about you marky how'd you get rid of it huh yeah i remember i was grounded
so there was a time
crunch and this girl was like oh my friend wants to meet you oh this is bad i
was wearing white jeans
it was at christmas oh yeah and i met her like behind the wall like we're in muck
and stuff it
was raining and she was just kept giving me green lights oh yeah to keep going
at one point i was on
my knees and walk oh i have a clue what i was doing not a clue i was just like
instead of raining and
stuff and just it happened but i didn't realize that there was an ending that's
beautiful i just thought
you were just doing it and i was like okay hold on so so there was no ending
for you no wow damn
i just because i didn't even know yeah but like mine was over in seconds i've
always i've ended i
end sex early i am not yeah people doing sex they start breaking a sweat how
would you ever break a
sweat dude i can start a tv dinner and i am done with sex but i was enough time
if i can be right
by everybody i'd have to have sex with people i didn't fancy just to have long
sex oh wow now we're
talking issues that was an irish thing too you'd fantasize you'd have sex with
your bed but you
wouldn't fantasize about the hottest girl is the girl that you would have sex
with if no one found out
oh so how old were you i was i think maybe i want to say maybe 15 or something
behind the bowling alley
in our town and you could hear the pins going down inside you know give me
power i felt like it did
anyway you know just hearing that you know like people in there just just you
know here's a question
people started throwing rocks at us as well just like in the gaza strip or like
in the middle east
and i was just doing what i could man so they started throwing rocks at you
because they knew
that you were having sex yeah they were excited or they were trying to you know
cause mayhem or
something you know or just be a part of it i think they were jealous it's like
i can't be there with
this rock well and they throw a rock over okay so here's a question weird kids
can you remember the
third person that you had sex with can't remember the second no because i i
remember the second but i
don't know her name second or okay second person you had sex with that's weird
isn't it yeah that is
weird isn't it yeah yeah and then third is just like what could be anyone yeah
i haven't reached the
third person here yeah yeah they could walk up right now and i'd have no idea
yes at least i'm very
pleased to meet oh we've met before oh yeah have you ever spoke to your first
since no but i put a
name i've put her name in a song of mine and perhaps i shouldn't have done that
because she'll be a mom
oh yeah you know you're like you're dirty i think it's something i think it
depends on the woman some
women don't mind if you kind of idolize moments like that or not idolize but
like uh put them in the
memoriams or whatever was it deborah that was no no it wasn't deb man
deb was willing though i know that deb is always willing is deborah a name in
your country oh yeah
yeah yeah oh yeah i did have sex one of the first few was deborah that's
unbelievable man
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