Name: We’re Going To Start Seeing More Ghosts
Uploaded: 2022-01-15T04:31:11.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'We’re Going To Start Seeing More Ghosts' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-01-15. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'We’re Going To Start Seeing More Ghosts' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-01-15. Transcript available.

Do you believe in ghosts?
You know what I mean?
Because I saw a ghost, man.
I think I saw a ghost.
Yeah, I know what you mean, but do you know what I mean?
Yes, I know what you mean by ghosts.
People don't say, hey, you know, hey, I was at the racetrack.
I saw those ghosts going in a circle.
I know what you mean.
You know, we went fishing.
My buddy reeled in a seven-pound ghost.
I know what you mean, guy.
Okay?
Thank you for the call also.
And do I believe in ghosts?
Well, yes.
Because, you know, I forgot something in another room before.
You know, and you got to go get something.
You leave something at home.
Or you have to call a diner in Maine and tell them to mail your AirPod.
I leave stuff all the time.
So I can imagine a soul just kind of leaves something,
and then you got to come back and get it, you know?
And I think it's easy for a soul to get out of it.
A body is pretty, you know, a body is, it's just a dirty bird cage, baby.
This thing is, it's not that strong, really.
It's great because it makes all our organs just be like a team,
but it's not that, go stab yourself.
Stab yourself four times, man.
Don't call anybody for eight minutes.
See how you do.
You know what I'm saying?
Bodies can only handle so much.
And I don't blame ghosts for leaving some bodies.
I don't blame ghosts for, some bodies, if I'm a ghost, I'm a spirit, I'm out.
Some guy doesn't brush his teeth for a month, dude.
I'm ghosted.
I'm out, okay?
Some guy's in a domestic dispute, dude, and he's in a standoff with the police.
I'm out.
I think you're going to see a lot more ghosts because I think ghosts are tired
of being,
we're just, you know, people screwing around, just drinking damn Mountain Dews
all day.
If I'm a ghost and I want to do more running, if I'm that David Goskins, I'm
out.
That's probably who a lot of spirits are.
A lot of spirits are just, a lot of ghosts are just spirits that left home
because shit was getting bad in the body.
You know, you realize, you know, your owner or whatever can't read and he's 30?
I'm out.
I'm leaving.
Goes by.
I'm not staying around inside of somebody at a certain point that's not towing
their end of the line.
You know?
You dudes out there playing dice and he's 41?
I'm out.
I'm out.
Ooh.
I'm out.
So I'm not shocked that a lot of ghosts are really, I think you'll see more
ghosts.
Because I think a lot of these spirits are getting tired of, they thought we
were going to do something with this whole deal.
And we're just fucking, people are just masturbating and looking, you know,
doing binoculars and shit.
If that's all, if that's all, and I'm a spirit, sayonara, I'm out.
Ever moved out of a bad neighborhood?
That's, that's a ghost.
That's a ghost these days.
The bodies they're in, they're not cutting it, and they just say, hey, I'm done
here.
I'm going to go look for something else.
So yeah, I believe in ghosts, bub.
I do believe in them.
Hope you enjoyed that video, and you can watch another.
And you can watch this one, you can watch this one.
Different options, different choices.
Some guy just brings you one option, not this guy.
Two options.
Watch one.
This one or this one.
Thank you.