Name: Theo Von and Tom Segura Hashout The Best Fast Food Restaurant
Uploaded: 2022-01-17T20:02:32.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von and Tom Segura Hashout The Best Fast Food Restaurant' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-01-17. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von and Tom Segura Hashout The Best Fast Food Restaurant' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-01-17. Transcript available.

What up, Theo? What up, Tom? It's your boy, Daniel Javier Fitz, and you, my
Arizona.
I gotta ask, I know Tom's new lifestyle probably doesn't allow much fast food,
but McDonald's?
Or Burger King?
Not Donald's!
Not Donald's?
It's Burger King.
My daughter says not Donald's. Gang gang.
Gang gang, bro.
It's not even a debate.
Yeah, McDonald's.
It's McDonald's. Yeah.
What is Burger King doing?
I mean, come on. They've really dropped the ball, man.
Dude, you remember they used to have the little thing where they had the
pictures of the handicapped kid wheels or whatever their characters used to be
like 20 years ago or 30 years ago?
They used to have a picture of a handicapped kid?
Yeah, the McDonald's Kids Club and all of their group.
Oh, you thought you said Burger King.
Oh, no, this was Burger King Kids Club.
Burger King Kids Club.
And it was like, here's Radar, you know, and it was like a tall black guy with
glasses or something.
You know, and here was like, here's wheels, and it was like a handicapped
ginger.
No, I don't remember that at all.
You know, it used to be their whole thing.
It was like this kind of McDonald's Kids Club.
There they are.
And, yeah, they had the handicapped ginger right there.
Yeah, like Santino in the chair.
Oh, definitely very much.
Those are the good old days, though.
Do you like Burger King?
You know what?
I didn't mind their dessert menu like in the probably early 2000s, but I don't
like anything they have now.
I never liked the Whopper.
Yeah.
Who ate it?
I mean, dude, like, you know, look, if you have no options, you're going to,
you know what I mean?
So there's certain road trips where you're like, we've got to eat eventually at
some point, and you pull off, and there's like one place.
A lot of times you just settle for whatever's fucking there, right?
But, I mean, if you have options, come on.
I'm going to take McDonald's over that shit every time.
Yeah, Burger King had that chicken sandwich.
Their fries sucked.
The chicken sandwich.
The fried one?
Yes.
The breaded one?
It was good, right?
It was so good.
Yeah.
The traditional chicken sandwich, I think it wasn't.
Yeah, some of the other choices they've made have just been extremely downhill.
The king that was like scaring people in their bedrooms and stuff was their
advertisement.
That was fucking weird.
That was such a bad choice.
What the fuck is that?
Their ad people should be fucking shocked.
Yeah, on the label.
Because even now.
The handicapped ginger, the scary king.
Even now, though, you imagine, like, imagine what Burger King's marketing
budget is.
It's got to be just astronomical.
Billion dollars, I bet.
Crazy money.
And you can't find a fucking advertising company to get your shit straight.
Like, look at what some of these companies do with advertising.
It's amazing.
Yeah.
You know, like, they should fucking hire, like, comedians.
Somebody to, like, really, like, a good comic to get involved with them.
But this bullshit.
Hey, look at this.
A drooling, this guy.
It's a god.
It's like a, it's Saw 5.
It looks like a goddamn horror film.
It's terrifying, man.
And the burger, yeah, it's known that the burger, they paint the stripes on it.
It's not even, at least just say, hey.
They paint the stripes on that?
Yeah, dude, they don't fucking cook that.
What grill do you see at a fucking Burger King, dude?
It's two sisters in the back fucking about to fist fight.
Have you fucking been there?
What's your opinion on, if you're taking, like, the national big name burger
people?
Five Guys, Whataburger, Steak Shack, In-N-Out.
Where do you, where do you land?
Oh, Wendy's.
Wendy's?
Yeah.
Over everybody?
You too?
I go In-N-Out.
I think it's, like, a different, yeah, I don't know.
And you're, you're both Wendy's.
Yeah.
I like In-N-Out because I love, they have a lot of Latino employees.
And that's what gets you.
And that's my favorite.
Yeah, because Latina's always, they're just such a hardworking group.
I really like that vibe, you know?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think they're going to rule the world.
In-N-Out, the, the training is obviously superior to every other place.
By far.
The way they treat you, talk to you, even have people, like, you know,
sometimes you go in
a fast food place, you're like, you're a fucking mess.
Yeah.
Your whole life's a mess.
You just know it.
And then In-N-Out, they're like, you go like, what are you doing?
They're like, oh, I'm getting my engineering degree.
Yeah.
And they're like, like, they just look like they have their shit together, you
know?
Yeah, I agree.
They're, yeah, they're learning.
We've got to be reading and doing the fryer.
I'll actually be reading.
Yeah, yeah.
Like you used to see on the TV shows, you know?
But they're, that's, they're, they're primo, man.
Yeah.
I never thought even to bring Wendy's into the conversation.
Really?
Wendy's is next level for me.
Wendy's is very unique.
Really?
Wow.
Yeah, look at Burger King.
And yeah, the Whopper always looks like it fucking got in a domestic dispute.
Yeah, it does.
It does.
Hope you enjoyed that video.
And you can watch another.
And you can watch this one.
You can watch this one.
Different options, different choices.
Some guy just brings you one option, not this guy.
Two options.
Watch one.
This one or this one.