Name: Reaction to Stamann vs Nurmagomedov Fight at UFC 270
Uploaded: 2022-01-24T22:38:41.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Reaction to Stamann vs Nurmagomedov Fight at UFC 270' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-01-24. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Reaction to Stamann vs Nurmagomedov Fight at UFC 270' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-01-24. Transcript available.

When you were watching last night, I know that Stammen fight
and the Nurmagomedov, that guy.
That's a good fight.
Yeah, and they say he's not related.
They're related.
Somebody's lying.
These guys are related.
Yeah.
You can't be the same name and coming into the UFC right there.
No, they're cousins.
Somebody's cousins.
They're something.
They're something.
Somebody definitely has seen somebody naked in the family, you know?
Yeah.
When you watch that fight, do you think that there was anything else
that Cody could have done to give himself a chance,
or do you think that there was just...
I'm a fucking nerd.
I'm watching.
I know all these guys.
I watched them fight the last couple of fights,
and Cody, I think he tried too hard to wrestle,
but it's also, I think, it's not like you need to like to be hit,
but some guys get hit and they turn up.
For example, Brandon Moreno, you can crack that motherfucker
with a baseball bat and he will fire back at you.
Cody Simon gets cracked in the face,
and it's almost like he goes into panic mode.
Like when he fought Jimmy Rivera, he was doing well,
and Jimmy Rivera landed a big right hand,
and he was like, oh shit, let me wrestle you.
And then it's almost like, fighting is energy, man.
Like, as soon as I crack you, and you're going to fuck you,
it's like, okay, I'm in a real fight.
But if you crack somebody and the person is like, you know what?
Let's not do this.
You can feel the energy.
Oh, you can.
Oh, 100%.
I've been there many times, and I've been hit,
and I'm like, fuck you, dude.
I'm going to make your mom cry right now.
Do you think that there was anything that Stamman could have done
to get out to get in a better situation there?
I think when he hit the single,
it was almost like he don't hit the single to take him down.
It was more to don't get hit,
and that's why probably it was so easy to sing the choke.
And let's be also honest, those Russian guys came pretty prepared.
They're like a necktie, bro.
They fucking...
This Nurmagomedov in specific have a really good spinning wheel kick.
So, like, he hit him.
He started the fight with two hard ones.
Like, the moment somebody did that to you,
I saw he get hurt a little bit,
and he kind of was like, fuck.
You throw that to me, I'm in your face.
I'm going to try to take your head off right away.
Because it's energy.
Like, if somebody hit you that hard,
and you kind of, like, don't do nothing about it,
you let them get a step ahead.
Oh, you let them get a step ahead.
So, no, I do see what you're saying.
Like, I mean, I don't know.
I mean, you know, like...
But I know what you're saying.
Like, I always wonder, yeah,
what the energy is like in there.
Because we just see the fight, you know?
It's hard to get an idea of what that mano-a-mano, like...
It's a conditioning.
Do you have to pretend?
Sometimes do you have to almost...
Like, you have to keep this force field up
even if there's something that hurt?
Do you have to, like, keep an energy right there?
I'm going to say that it's okay to be hurt.
Like, we're not invisible.
We're not made for fighting.
But once you decide that you're going to be your life,
the moment you get hurt,
you got to either go for a walk,
you got to either step on the gas,
but you cannot just try to avoid the fight
because your opponent will notice that.
No, no.
You can't hide it.
It's almost like you can see the colors,
like Mortal Kombat.
You know when you get hit, it goes down?
It's almost like you can sense that.
Hope you enjoyed that video,
and you can watch another.
And you can watch this one,
you can watch this one.
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Some guy just brings you one option,
not this guy.
Two options.
Watch one.
This one or this one.