Name: Theo Weighs in on Winter Olympics
Uploaded: 2022-02-11T05:42:56.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Weighs in on Winter Olympics' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-02-11. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Weighs in on Winter Olympics' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-02-11. Transcript available.

The Beijing Winter Olympics hit by deluge of complaints from athletes.
Freezing conditions, they're complaining about.
Bitch, it's the Winter Olympics.
You can't complain about freezing conditions if you do win the Winter Olympics.
That's like being at a hooker house and complaining that somebody's touching
your dick, okay?
You know what I'm saying?
What else are they saying?
They've been served the same thing five days in a row for breakfast, lunch, and
dinner.
Bitch, that's China.
Have you been to China?
I was on a train in China.
A girl opened up a bag of bird feet and ate them bitches.
And guess what?
She was a fucking hot chick.
So you're in a place where hot bitches is eating bird feets.
Do you know that?
Did you Google China, bitch?
Go get, find something in your house that's falling apart.
That's China, dog.
That's China, okay?
That's what we sold America for.
So don't be shocked when you go to China and shit gets China.
Shit gonna get China in China.
The big air ski jump at the Olympics looks like it's set next to a nuclear
power plant.
It is, dog.
It don't look like it.
It is, baby.
Get that huff off the air, baby.
That's God trying to gas you up, son.
If you think you could jump for a regular, imagine if you got that nuclear in
you, son.
You might jump your way all the way into a fucking dirty bat cage, baby.
It's China, dog.
China gonna China.
You can't be in China and be shocked when shit gets China.
Come on, man.
Damn.
Behind the skiers launching themselves at the 60-meter high-foot ramp are furnaces,
tall chimney stacks, and cooling towers.
Yeah, bitch, that's scenery, bitch.
That's scenery.
Dude, that is damn scenery, bro.
Bro, I remember one time when I was growing up, dude, we had a bike ramp, right?
And the best place for it in our area was right by this pedophile's house.
He got to sit there and watch us, you know?
He's sitting there over there like he had a damn delicatessen, bro.
He picking fucking future touches out of his teeth.
But that's the location of the deal.
So you can't be shocked, man, if you go to China and shit gets Chinatic.
You can't be shocked, man.
Y'all complaining too much.
Y'all supposed to be Olympians?
Bro.
Y'all could handle this.
If y'all are Olympians, y'all could handle it.
Hope you enjoyed that video.
And you can watch another.
And you can watch this one.
You can watch this one.
Different options, different choices.
Some guy just brings you one option.
Not this guy.
Two options.
Watch one.
This one or this one.