Name: Can Moreno and Figueiredo Even Knock Each Other Out?
Uploaded: 2022-03-07T18:41:28.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Can Moreno and Figueiredo Even Knock Each Other Out?' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-03-07. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Can Moreno and Figueiredo Even Knock Each Other Out?' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-03-07. Transcript available.

- With fighting, when it comes to the figure,
figure, figure, figure, figure, figure, figure, figure.
- I think so, I don't know.
- Jesus fucking Christ, figure it out, huh, guy?
Before you give it to us.
- A lot of people say different than the last minute.
- Every episode, it changes.
The name is switching to letters, man.
The guy is cheating and then letters, man.
But do you guys think you can do,
is it possible for one of you to knock the other one out
or it's not possible, you think?
Honestly, after this much experience?
- Man, I don't know.
- Because, I mean, before our Rivality,
I mean, Fidel was like, oh, thank you, man.
So before our Rivality, he was like knocking out
every single fighter in the roster.
And he was doing a very great job doing that.
- Yeah, yeah.
- But with me, I mean, he hit me with his best punches and,
you know? - Do you think either one of you can
knock the other, do you think you can knock him out?
Like, 'cause you guys can, obviously you can both
find a way to win, but is it possible, I wonder?
Because you guys do, I mean, Jesus.
- No, I mean, the possibility is always there, man.
You know, talking about myself, I know I don't have
that kind of power to knock one people out with like cold.
- Right. - I know that.
- You can work in the gym, you know?
You can work in your extension conditioning.
You can work with your explosivity.
And you can work with your technique and your precision.
- Oh, yeah.
- And I try to work in that like every single time in the gym.
Right?
But I know I don't bore with that fucking super power to knock
the people out. - Right, like Justin Gaethje,
one of those guys. - Exactly.
- And that is like. - Jesus Christ.
- That is amazing.
Figaro born with that power, but I mean,
I don't have that super power, but I have another one.
- Yeah. - I have a nice chin, man.
- Yeah.
- Oh, yeah.
- Man. - You got an extra chin, huh?
- Yes, I mean.
- How has it in your family?
A family member has it too?
- I don't know, because my family,
they don't have the history of sports.
- Wow.
- They never play like soccer.
It's a regular sport in Mexico.
So they never play soccer or they never play nothing, man.
I'm the first one.
- You're like a surprise, huh?
- Yeah, you know.
And then my brother start to do mixed martial arts too.
- Oh, really?
- And he's a professional too,
but it's like not like a real job for him.
It's just like he go to the gym and do the exercise
and everything, and if he has the opportunity to fight,
he do it.
If not, it's like, oh, okay.
- Right, it's a hobby.
It's a hobby for him.
So yes, man, again, I don't know.
I have a nice chin.
He hit me with his best punches.
- Fucking both of you guys.
Jesus Christ.
I got hurt one time, I was watching.
I'm not even doing it.
I didn't put ice on my neck, yeah.
- Man, last fight, I can recognize,
he throw me his best punch in the third round,
and he was like a little flash burn, but I was fine.
I was fine.
- So man, the possibility to the knockout is always there,
always, because a good punch is a good punch, but--
- But maybe you can't, you guys can't do it, maybe.
- Man, we have something mystic between us, man.
I don't like the, I mean, the guy's a horrible person, but--
- Yeah, do you think he has the same,
'cause his energy is different than yours.
- That's why, that's why, I mean, right now, I mean,
to me, this rivalry is in the Hall of Fame of the UFC,
right now, easily.
- Oh, yeah.
Do you think that, but where does it go from here?
'Cause it's like, if there's nowhere really for you to,
like, you guys could, I feel like you guys could do this
for five more years, you know?
- I could do it.
You see, 400.
- You guys are coming out there like this?
- Moreno against Figueredo, 50, I don't know, man.
I can do it, man, I don't care.
- Man, it's not personal, it's for me, man.
I just want the title, man.
- Right.
- I just want to be the best.
- Hope you enjoyed that video,
and you can watch another.
And you can watch this one, you can watch this one.
Different options, different choices.
Some guy just brings you one option, not this guy.
Two options.
Watch one, this one or this one.