Name: Should brother teach each other masturbation
Uploaded: 2022-03-18T02:35:15.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Should brother teach each other masturbation' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-03-18. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Should brother teach each other masturbation' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-03-18. Transcript available.

my brother actually taught me how to masturbate and uh we're best of friends
man i think i was
like 11 we shared a room and he uh he was awake and woke me up and he's messing
around and i'm
like yo tony what are you doing he looked at me man he said i'm masturbating it
feels so good
you've never masturbated damn tony huh onward i don't even know what that is
man so right next to
him he sat me down and taught me and being 11 man with those boners i couldn't
get enough of it i
was going into school i was like i'd sneeze and i'd crack a boner i can't
believe riley doesn't
riley doesn't he's got to be walking around full tilt baby yeah i mean look riley
mal is a
homeschooled kid and who knows what happened to him and who knows what god
wants for him or if his
parents are you know trying to detour him off of god's bus path i don't know
you know this is
fascinating to me that your brother it is fascinating to me that your brother
taught you how to masturbate
i'd never i've never heard of that um and at first i'm thinking man this guy's
this is this is this not
good but then the more i'm thinking about it i'm like this is this is maybe
this is how it's supposed
to be you know because otherwise who teaches you you know some creep over there
some guy selling sugar
syrup or whatever you know some guy's got you in his truck or something he's a
trucker he drove off the
interstate he's putting tootsie rolls in you and michael grutch's mouth and now
he you know and now
y'all all dampened up over there y'all you know and you don't even know anybody
um maybe it's the
brother's responsibility
maybe it's the brother's responsibility or the father's responsibility
that's a great i wonder how they used to do it in native culture
because that's where we're missed we're missing all of literally all of these
beats you know like
we're missing this connective tissue that
we allow everything to be made taboo and then we
and then it's profited off of products or create it's like
if my brother taught me how to masturbate i
i i use the same style as him you know it's like people would know us by our
style if i
you know say a cop saw somebody jerking off near a building and they just see
the shadow they could
oh that's the you know that's how they're that's the family
style you know i mean i just
that's fascinating man
you know i i think a good response on this what do you guys think
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is it a brother is that a good idea it's a brother's responsibility
to teach their younger sibling
how to masturbate
the father might not be because that's
but i don't know
yeah i don't it's not
you don't do it to them but you
i don't know i have somebody's father taught them i don't know
some of this is just really interesting to me man
you know i learned from a magazine and
then i found a dirty movie and i put that bitch in and next thing you know i'd
ejaculate it and i felt horrible i didn't know what was going on
and i felt ashamed there was nobody i could ask
my dad couldn't even hear me
i remember he was 82 or 83
and i tried to ask him something and his
fucking heart pressure went up and he all he couldn't drive his car
and i remember he pulled the car over and i thought he was so sad that i'd
asked him
and it had nothing to do with it he was just senior citizen and just
had decided he couldn't drive anymore and i'm just sitting there and
i just i don't know just a lot of bad shit but
um
anyway his brother taught him there you go
that's one way to do it
hope you enjoyed that video
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Thank you.