Name: Theo Von ran into Chris Rock at Oscars party
Uploaded: 2022-03-31T10:53:26.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von ran into Chris Rock at Oscars party' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-03-31. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von ran into Chris Rock at Oscars party' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-03-31. Transcript available.

what'd y'all think of that oscars deal man i thought it was like a like tim
said it was a
nice shot wasn't loaded up it was like you couldn't see it coming it was boom
it was direct
open hand so he didn't drop him which was you know best case scenario because i
don't think
he wanted to knock him out right you know what i mean so a good slap i thought
it was a good shot
do you think rock handled it as well as he could like because rock it's at a
certain point it looks
like he thinks that it's gonna be he's joking yeah and then i'm sure at a
certain point i bet
it was very close quarters when the energy probably changed in his mind he's
like oh this is not a
joke what do i do do you think rock did the best thing that he could have done
oh fuck yeah dude
i think so i mean you see him kind of want to get fired up but i think he did
it the best because
what the fuck is he supposed to do and imagine what would have happened if will
smacked him and it
piled up chris boom just boarded him yeah that would have been bad that's what
i'm saying good
thing it wasn't it wasn't like a boom that's the same scenario of colby jorge i
was thinking i'm like
that was probably best case scenario that that whorehead didn't knock colby out
hit his head
kill him so you ran into chris at the after party yeah bro so it was pretty
wild so spade took me over
to the um who actually is from arizona shout out i think he's from scottsdale
hey uh so spade invited
me to be his his uh guest or whatever we went to the um vanity fair party and
then we went to some
other dude a rich guy's house this dude was really really rich like they had a
machine in the front
you could just get money out of it it was just like it was an atm but you could
guess any number and it
gave you it was like this dude was real real rich like yeah they had even his
dog had like a little
wallet on the side damn oh wow so this dude was really really rich and we went
in and like
jennifer lawrence is sitting in the back just hanging out outside like just in
her pajamas she like lived
next door i guess and so she came over because she heard some compotion or
whatever so she's out
back just hanging out like there's like pellon out the pellon epi cruise uh
like a you know just fancy
people i mean it's like fancy people you see on the magazine and they're just
sitting there you know
eating you know they had some raviolis um what else did they have they had a
salad that looked
it was a little well i thought a little bit of wilted but people were eating it
rich people will eat
they'll eat kind of more they'll say it's like uh more artistic kind of but
anyway so
we get to finally see chris rock right and so and i'm with david spade so spade
knows him so
they're just kind of talking and he was just shocked he was like what the fuck
happened he's almost
it reminded me of you ever been at a party and somebody gets hit by somebody
and then the person
that hit him leaves and there was never really like a big fight or maybe there
even was a fight but the
one dude never had any idea there was any beef or anything going on and then
you start talking to
that guy and he's like bro what the fuck happened like what what do you think
you know that's kind
what it was he was just like what the fuck so did he not know that she had alopecia
or whatever disease
that's why she was bald did he not know that i think he had no clue i think he
had no clue and who
don't have alopecia everybody's going bald yeah well it's i'm not not yet
exactly and when you start
dude it's gonna look crazy like one of those things that kids used to put on
the end of their pencils
it's gonna be wild it's the front or the back oh yeah which what do you want to
lose first do you think if you had to lose
front back i just shaved the back so i was like a good front profile talking to
chicks
yeah you got to go at the front yeah then you turn around no i wouldn't turn
around
it's a salvage yard back there yeah i would did you notice any of those a-listers
judging you
you know this party there was no uh and i'd never been i've been to some fancy
spaces but i'd never
been anything like this like apparently this is like the party to end up at
right were you wearing
a suit yeah oh good i was wearing a suit and um yeah so we were sitting at spades
we watched the
oscars over there so we're just watching and then that the the slap happens and
it went mute on the
television everybody's like dang and we didn't know if it was real and then all
these text messages
started coming in um and then we ended up oh we went to the vanity fair and
nobody was really kind
of talking about it i think everybody was kind of in shock or contemplating
whether it was real or
not right that's what i was wondering yeah yeah there was a guy there was a guy
uh a writer there and
i remember him saying i don't think that it was real and i'm like i don't think
the acting could be
that great yeah no way bro um and so yeah then we ended up at the party and
then rock was there
which i thought was a cool movie he's at the party he's not like ducking
anything you know i think he
thought it was really weird he didn't look like affected he didn't have like a
little cast on his
jaw or nothing you know um what would you have done if you got smacked like
that i don't think
you i think your reaction's so fast i think you wouldn't have been able to be
hit by that but what
yeah what do you think i think i would have been i think at a i at a certain
point as he's
approaching i think i would have like squared up yeah i would have at least
embraced like
taken on the idea that something was gonna happen yeah put up karate hands i
would have done
something peaceful karate hands even these yeah just just some separation
though between yeah
yeah i'd have done something or at least position myself like it was something
was gonna happen
and i still might get hit but something you know i'm gonna look like i'm ready
to get hit
but rock took it like a like a champ bro i agree he took it like a champ um
what rematch would you
rather see masvidal versus colby or rock versus smith rock versus smith
probably just because i don't
know how that plays out but colby versus jorge i think i mean i think that
plays out pretty similar
to how i played out the first time yeah i agree well how much bigger is will
than chris
i think at least 50 pounds i know that how tall is chris you mind checking that
out how tall is chris rock
5 10. wow i wonder if either can scrap will smith is six one and a half
did you measure at the oscars i looked it up oh oh you did and then i got bored
of looking it up
because i was trying to figure out the weights or whatever and i just went to
sleep yeah i did that
sometimes but uh yeah so that yeah scrap though hope you enjoyed that video and
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