Name: Why the Oscars Slap Struck a Deeper Chord With So Many
Uploaded: 2022-04-05T00:03:23.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Why the Oscars Slap Struck a Deeper Chord With So Many' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-04-05. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Why the Oscars Slap Struck a Deeper Chord With So Many' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-04-05. Transcript available.

dude i went to the i went with david spade over to the oscars uh after parties
and that was
interesting you know and fuck oscars man yeah yeah you know i don't like all of
that shit
you know i don't like hollywood or much of it and um but getting to go with him
and stuff like
that was real interesting and i was overhead at his house we watched the oscars
at uh at david's
home and they had the you know the chris rock got hit and i was thinking about
that and i think there
was so many people have talked about it right that and that's that is what it
is but i think there was
like a um there was like a moment where part of the anger was that here you
have somebody who's
just saying something right chris rock now i get he's jabbing at the guy's wife
i get that
um but also he's a comedian he should be able to do that or he should be able
to take his risks
and i felt like it was a calculated risk it felt super safe um but there was
something about how
you saw a guy walk up because he didn't like what somebody else said
or for whatever reason it's hard to really know the reason that will smith had
in his head
people said all kind of stuff he was gay and out or he was gayed out people
said his wife was you know
they have a um you know they do a foster cocking or whatever or when people can
make love to your
wife you know foster cocks i don't know what it is they do foster cocks uh or
cock fostering i don't
know what it is i don't uh i'm not i'm not gonna look it up either because i
have a blocker on my
computer but um yeah so they said uh so anyway but there was a guy who said
something and then you
saw somebody a rich guy on another rich guy come and hit him and then get an
award for it
and it just kind of felt like this is what this was the this where i ended up
really feeling the most
anger at the end of it all was it was just really towards hollywood towards the
oscars towards the
whole fucking machine of all that shit it was like hey we if somebody can hit
somebody else they can do
whatever they want they could say this man can speak or not speak something and
we'll still we'll give
that guy an award and then this is the craziest part all of hollywood will
stand there and applaud the
guy as if the the the fucked up thing he did didn't even happen and it was kind
of like a microcosm i think
of everything that's been going on you know um so many people feel like their
reality is neglected by
hollywood that uh since hollywood owns a lot of the media and and mainstream
media that they just
uh they just that they're so powerful that if they want to act like something
didn't happen they
can just brush right over it which they do all the time pick and choose what
they think um
or when they think something is important or what they think is important uh
so i think there was a lot of that in there for me and i hope chris rock sues
the oscars i would
sue the oscars i would sue everybody in that bitch you know um that's what i
would do
because yeah they just that that's what it was for me it was like here's this
powerful machine saying
once again oh we determine how
if the way you see things is real or not almost or we think we determine it
because we all saw somebody hit somebody and then get an award then give an
insane speech and get a
standing ovation it was like they were trying to make us believe that it didn't
happen
in a way which goes along with the whole pandemic thing there's that all of
that ties in there
like oh you're gonna make me
you're really trying to bend me out of the fact that reality is happening
so anyway that's kind of where some of that landed for me
and maybe that's obtuse kind of and
but maybe it's not dude i'm just here for limes
okay i'm just i walked in here for two limes
and now i'm an assistant manager
that's what's going on
and it was wild because spade took me to like a fancy party
you know he took me to a fancy party dude everybody was in that bitch
kardashians fucking uh
um
kevin bacons was in there everybody was in that
leonardo uh
dicaprio and da vinci
both of them were i mean they had seance in in one room they had damn spirits
coming out of the back
christopher columbus was in that bitch
everybody was in there
um kobe i think kobe showed up for a half hour
it was uh
they were that that's how fancy it was
they were recollecting people
and they were showing up
you know ed asner was in that bitch who else
um
i don't even know anybody else
i think i saw jesus over there by the uh
getting some watermelon punch
i mean it was they had everybody in there
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