Name: Autistic People Will Run the World
Uploaded: 2022-04-06T17:01:04.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Autistic People Will Run the World' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-04-06. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Autistic People Will Run the World' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-04-06. Transcript available.

the other day i'm ordering i guess what i want to talk about is autism
you know i'm ordering some cottage cheese at a uh breakfast place i'm ordering
some cottage cheese
and it's you know it's a rare choice it is what it is i ordered it the guy goes
uh i don't know
if we have cottage cheese but let me see what i can do for you that's nice that's
a sweet guy
so i wait he brings over a bowl he brings over a bowl and it's like three or
four pieces of cheese
cut up in a little bitty squares and shapes kind of just and he just kind of
stacked them all in a
little bowl and i i just i mean the shit just i'm i'm grateful you know i didn't
want that's not how
i didn't want things like that but the guy made an effort but i think what we're
starting to see more
and more is autism you know we're starting to see it more as a uh it's a
positive in this and because
here's what it is a lot of big business owners now you know uh jeff bezos um elon
musk
they have autism you know nobody wants to flat out say it but if you're part
computer part person
that's always what autism was autism was that you know you know was danny
calculator it was that dude
who you would start talking you would reach out to shake his hand and he would
kind of shake
he would shake your hand with his eyes you know he would like kind of just look
look at you look down
look up look down look up like he was shit you know he's part computer it's
built into him
and those are people that are starting to rule the world because the world is
becoming more man
and more computer it's mur you know we're merging it's that man you know it's
that man pewter you know
that compumen you know it's that um it's that middle ground you'll put a uh
you'll put your hand in a woman's pants and she'll have a damn uh you know a
quarter of a keyboard down
there you know and you'll just start typing in p you know c l i t or you know
labby or whatever however
you spell it you know you don't even you're not even really touching the genitals
anymore you're
just typing in the words of it you know uh uh uh you're just u h h u h u h h
until they you know i'm just
saying we're starting we're seeing the merging of people
and that's what you know it's just and those are people that are going to rule
the world because it's
it's just we're becoming more of both
we're becoming more computerized automated atm blender
you know you just so just being a human is not
it's good but it's old-fashioned
the these these people that are doing it all now are people that can see both
worlds at once
and sometimes you get the jeff bezos sometimes you get the um sometimes you get
the elon musk
and sometimes uh you get patrick you get the dude who brought me who cut up
four pieces of cheese into
a bowl you know it's kind it's a light autism it's not helping anybody really
but
you know it it helps you know it's it it's it works at a diner a little bit i
guess
we're merging i wonder are we becoming more robots you know you see these
people that have the
that have you know half a calculator behind their eyes and and uh and they're
more
uh operating system than they are heart
and you want you're like you know you start to wonder are they the next
evolution
am i just out here living in the stone age with my feelings
when three generations from now it'll be
you know it'll all you know
they'll have our feelings almost well we've been taken over by some type of
or cross bread with a gigabyte and
and uh and you'll press a button on your hip and you'll smile
you know i just i don't i don't know what the future is going to be like i don't
know
but i believe that autism is that gray area where we're starting to see maybe
because it used to be somebody at autism like damn ricky's fucked up you know
oh damn ricky's over there licking that snake
ricky's licking snakes
but now you're like damn
you know ricky's licking snakes and uh
and he's running a damn app you know he owns four apps so you're like well he
really
he's doing well you know he started a damn petco on his phone
all book you know or he started selling leather goods because he learned the
you know he just
tasted that texture for so long on the back of that rattler and next thing you
know
he's out here vending damn purses you know fendi purses or something you know
uh
you know he's out here you know making milk snake uh um
you know he's out here making milk snake sand skin sandals
for deaf children or whatever and he's you know he won an academy award or
whatever
and he's got autism i'm just saying i don't know i don't know anything and i
never have so
hope you enjoyed that video and you can watch another and you can watch this
one you can watch this
one different options different choices some guy just brings you one option not
this guy two options
watch one this one or this one
Thank you.