Name: Life Advice For 17 yr/o With Deep Voice
Uploaded: 2022-04-16T05:41:10.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Life Advice For 17 yr/o With Deep Voice' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-04-16. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Life Advice For 17 yr/o With Deep Voice' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-04-16. Transcript available.

Hi, Theo. My name's John. I'm from upstate New York. I'm 17 years old. I'm a
senior in high school, and I'm going off to the world after this.
Thank you for calling, John. I appreciate you, brother. And I appreciate you in
upstate New York.
And they cut somebody's head off one time up there on a Greyhound bus, man. I'm
sorry for reminding everybody about that.
And I didn't plan on reminding you, but I just said it. And then I realized,
you know, that I'd said it.
I can't believe you're 17. Jeepers, man. You're in high school. You're about to
graduate from what?
Sounding like an adult technical institution, bro. I can't believe. Dude, you
sound like.
Bro, hold on a second. Let's go back and hear you, dog. And I love you, brother.
I do want to tell you that.
Hi, Theo. My name's John. I'm from upstate New York. I'm 17 years old.
Hi, Theo. My name's John. Hi, Theo. My name's John. I'm from upstate New York.
I'm 17.
Dude, you sound 52 years old, brother. And you're going out to see the world?
What are you doing? A Charles Dickens novel? Let's hear more.
The world? Are you Lenny from Of Mice and Men? Is this Brendan? Is this Brendan
Shaw who owes me that thousand? Onward.
I'm just not quite sure what I want to do with my life. You know, I work hard.
I don't get the best grades in school, but I work hard.
And I just want to hear your thoughts on this. What do you think a young man
should do? Thank you very much. Gang, brother.
Gang, brother. And I'm sorry I was making fun of you, man, but also I was just
having a good time.
What would I do if I was 17 right now with a deep voice?
I'd probably do some fucking honestly. If I'm real honest with you, man, I'd do
mating. I'd mate with women.
With that voice, man, you could probably make love to half your mother's
friends.
But what would I do if I was 17?
You know, if you weren't really sure what you wanted to do, I don't think
joining the military would be a bad idea.
Because you're going to get a lot of direction. You're going to get physically
in shape.
You're going to get camaraderie.
And I don't think we're going to hand-to-hand combat anymore.
We've kind of evolved out of a lot of that.
You know, a lot of war now is more press of a button, more pomp and
circumstance.
You know.
More kind of like the introductions, but not the actual start of the round.
So, and here's the thing.
You'd be done by 21 and the rest of your life you would be so regimented, I
think,
I could have such a good structure that from then on you would be able to
achieve anything you wanted.
If I could go back in time, I'd have more structure.
That's what I would have.
So, what else?
I don't know, man.
Maybe race caring.
You know, start with like a real beater or something.
Start with maybe a Toyota Tercel.
Or something.
A Hyundai.
Or something like that.
Get out there.
Dodge Neon.
Soup that bitch up.
Dodge Neon.
I'm upstairs.
I'm upstairs.
Yeah, I would do something like that maybe.
I don't know, man.
What is it?
You know.
I would learn digital.
Some type of a digital skill.
Or I'd learn how to teach people to hunt with birds.
You know, I would just find something that you kind of like.
And if you don't know what you like, then try things until you find something
you do.
You know, one time I remember I went up to the counter at this recreational
facility.
And there was a cute girl working there.
And I was trying to holler at her.
And this was about nine years ago.
And I was kind of bored in my life.
I was just bored.
And she said, well, if you're bored, you're boring.
That's what she said.
And I'm not saying that you're bored, brother.
I'm not saying that you're bored, John, from New York that's 50 or 40.
But there's a lot of things out there, man.
And we just got to go do them and try them out.
So I'd say just make a little list of things that you love or things even that
you're afraid of.
And like Brooks said, man, get busy living.
You know, I don't know if he said it or not.
He died.
He died at the grocery store and he killed himself.
Hope you enjoyed that video.
And you can watch another.
And you can watch this one.
You can watch this one.
Different options, different choices.
Some guy just brings you one option.
Not this guy.
Two options.
Watch one.
This one or this one.
Thank you.