Name: Theo Von Describes the Difference Between DMT & Ayahuasca
Uploaded: 2022-04-19T05:55:38.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von Describes the Difference Between DMT & Ayahuasca' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-04-19. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von Describes the Difference Between DMT & Ayahuasca' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-04-19. Transcript available.

i had a question about doing the ayahuasca i've done a dmt and is there
anything close to it i
just wanted to know the similarities with it because it's kind of the same
thing um thank
you for the question there i appreciate it and um you know my experience dmt
was very much like
somebody kicked you like beat you in the head with uh dave and busters that's
what it's like
it was like two angry gay dudes attacked you at a day at a day at a dave and busters
because you're seeing all these crazy shapes there's a lot of rainbows there's
some bears
there's some stuff that look like a orifice or whatever um it has a very kind
of a booty carnival
type of dirty uh magnificent um colorful it's like somebody it's like god hit
you with a mirror
but he hit you hard and he hit you fast and the cops showed up and all that you
know and the cops are
from heaven and hell and it all happened in a matter of minutes that to me was
dmt a lot of that
and you end up fucking sitting there talking to like a oyster or something just
some shit that
you're like i don't know what this is you know they got a koala over there and
he's puffing winston's
bro he's doing his best you know and he's out of work probably you know i'm
sure chipotle is trying
to hire him to work next to that vamp kid who can't handle the freaking you oh
you ask him one question
he's like oh you don't know i don't know i need to sleep um that was dmt for me
man dmt was like uh
somebody took a pinball machine and buried you in it they open the glass up and
put you in there and
the game is still going on there's still somebody hitting the paddles the balls
are scooting around
and it's multi-ball somebody access to multi-ball so they're all and then you're
just laying and they
put the glass back on and you're laying in there face down that to me is dmt
that's what dmt was like
it's a couple minutes you come out of it you're in maui the guy who's doing it
with you you met at
a smoothie stand you know he's a good guy he gave you some magnesium you know
it's uh it is what it is
ayahuasca is
ayahuasca is like a key i think it's like an invitation
you take it you sit there
you're meditating
there's no party about it there's nothing like uh we're gonna do this in a back
room
at a party that's not now you can still do it in a back room but
it's more of a experience
and it's a longer experience
and it's really
you start to learn about yourself
you learn some truths about yourself
you know i was sitting there and i mean people are like did you go to peru did
you go to you know
myanmar or whatever like dude i did that right off the 101 bro i did that i was
i was probably
180 yards from a popeye's chicken you know in a dsw shoes dude i could see
there were moments in some of
my visions and stuff that somebody who you know you know walked by with a damn
pair of birkenstocks on so
i was you know i wasn't out in the abyss but the environment i was in was
really nice
uh in the sense that it was it had a great shaman and great people doing it
and i'm sitting in there and you take the medicine you take the medicines and
it's almost like your heart starts to dream or think
and it's really wild because you start to get thoughts that come out of your
it's almost like they come out of the time that's trapped inside of you
it's like your heart gets a brain
um
you know i remember sitting there and uh
and you just start to go it's like it's like a best friend shows up
and starts to share stuff with you that you're willing to hear
because you um
usually because you've been suffering with something
you know oh and so it starts to kind of unearth some of that
and you go through the different experiences and you're like man that was a lot
you know i learned
a lot of stuff about myself it's like therapy but you don't have to do a lot of
the heavy lifting
i mean it's like the goddess you know the like god brings the wood right up to
you
you know the fire well you don't have to go out and chop
you just open the door and it's all firewood you can't even see the world it's
just
all your firewood is right there and the guy and god has chopped it for you
and so you could so at that point it's really an invitation it's like how much
do you want to know
that's what it feels like to me how much do you want to know
my last experience man i went and you know i'd really been struggling with a
lot of stuff about
my mother uh and my relationship with my mother and my inability to have a
connection with my mother
a deep connection you know i'd always wanted it and um and so i'm sitting there
under the ayahuasca and
and i've always struggled in relationships commitment i've really always
struggled
and while i'm under this ayahuasca while i'm in the experience of the
medication
i realized that the reason i have trouble getting into a relationship or being
committed
uh well there's two reasons one is that part of me is still waiting for this
relationship with my
mother to really um come through there's part of me that's still like this
young kid that's still just
standing there waiting for his mother to really connect with him um
and so it's really hard for me to make another commitment to another woman it's
really hard for me
uh and i didn't know it was because there's a part of me that's still just
literally standing there waiting
and that sounds kind of crazy but when you're under the medication it makes a
lot of sense
because it really activates the inner child in you and you really get to see
what the
very young you the formative you what he what he or she went through um and you
see why they went through
it and how it affected them and then how that affects you now
it's almost like as an adult you're a plant but on ayahuasca you get to go back
to the seed
and you get to look in the seed
and the seed gets to communicate the seed communicates with you the you though
the you
the early you the formative you um but so it's a lot different in that sense
you really get to sit
there and and and be with a lot of the things that have made you uncomfortable
but now you're able
to see okay this is why i behave this way as an adult because this happened
when i was young
and you always can kind of in therapy sometimes you'll talk about those things
but to really have a real
connection between them and to really feel that connection is pretty powerful
uh and also it's a it's a it's an invitation in a way because ayahuasca is an
invitation
because it's really how much of that stuff do you want to learn and go into
because it feels like there's a lot of it my second experience i sat there for
probably
oh i can't even tell you i mean just tons of time you just i mean i was just
grieving just crying
i was grieving like um you know when i was 12 or 10 my brother he got to go
live with my grandparents and
that sounds like a small thing but that broke my heart it broke my heart as a
kid
that my mother let him go they bro i mean it really because he was the closest
thing that i felt to uh
to love you know or to a real friend or something and
and he was my mother and she let him go
just do what he wanted like he was an adult it just was and that shit broke my
heart man so
but there's a lot of things inside of you that you've been resilient through
and but you're able to go and look at those things and let
kind of let the air out of some of those balloons you know it's like your soul
gets to fart kind of
you know you're able to go and unpack a lot of these things that really could
have really
and and probably had a big effect on your life and how you behave now um
so anyway it's tough because it's hard for me to go into some of that
you know a lot of it's real painful i went and spoke with my mom after the
holidays about uh
you know about some about a lot of the feelings i was having and i you know and
about how much i felt
neglected really and and it was hard man i'm glad i was able to give myself a
voice but it was it was
it was tough because it was also a long time ago you know and um and so you don't
want to damage the
the person you're talking to or upset you know you don't but you do want to
share what's going on
and what you're feeling and learning um so that's ayahuasca man if you want ayahuasca
you're going to
go down a real or you could go down you know a real rabbit hole a real
invitation to say okay how much
because you can keep going and doing it and that's where i'm at now i don't
know if i want to go back
sometimes right now uh i mean the the the last time i went man it was it was
cathartic but it was damn
painful man it was painful it was cathartic in the way you sit there and you
know
you you you cry for the things that you get those tears all the that's in you
get it out
you get it out you cook it right up out of your system
um but it's a lot of work i mean it is it's the hardest thing i've ever had to
do
it's like i i you know i would imagine it's like boot camp or something but for
your
for your heart and for your soul and stuff so um i don't know if that does a
good job of
explaining it but that's some of the differences i noticed between them one of
them is a real
one of them is like going to a carnival and the other one is like
going to
it's like going into an ocean
so that's my thoughts on the difference between i think dmt and ayahuasca is ayahuasca
can really
it can re i mean dmt shows you that
you know dmt is like kind of like a firework kind of but ayahuasca is a damn jesus
it's a fire
it's a fire man hope you enjoyed that video and you can watch another and you
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