Name: Theo Von and Shane Gillis Discuss the American Civil War
Uploaded: 2022-05-10T04:00:12.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von and Shane Gillis Discuss the American Civil War' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-05-10. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von and Shane Gillis Discuss the American Civil War' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-05-10. Transcript available.

the american civil war i love it yeah bro you ever go to the nashville
battlefield here dude we used
to do when i was growing up we used to do cwrs all the time man really yeah oh
we'd be at them
man we got to be the uh we got to do the drum a few times what else i got to be
like a soldier
i used to go cwrs constantly do you really yeah i used to because of lancaster
i was in gettysburg
i grew up right next to gettysburg dude the reenactments were fucking crazy and
we should
have fucking won i love up now you guys you guys stunk dude we didn't fuck you
guys up when we took
the gloves off the north just rained down on them dude but well you know where
we fucked up is we
kept a lot of the brothers out of the fight yeah obviously obviously if we'd
had a plan to get i
think it did you know get a little bit more gets a bit more urban yeah we kept
it way too i think
honkied out yes yeah towards the end the the union was like get the brothers in
also yeah shit started
got bad but you guys had a lot of uh i don't know why you guys won i guess we
we probably had some
disorganization i bet and i think no you guys the the south was much better the
generals were better
yeah it was it was organized but like lee and fucking stonewall jackson and
long street those
guys were beasts yeah that's why they were even in the fight was because of how
good they were oh wow
because the union outnumbered them more and more industry more guns but they
just didn't have that
streets they didn't have that uh they had pussies at general yeah allegedly i
don't want to be
smirch these guys but i could say probably maybe they had some real nerds up
yeah i could see that
they had nerds they were all well they were all west point guys but they were
all
like uh like there's a guy named mcclellan just wouldn't oh yeah george yeah he
just wouldn't
attack yeah they're like you gotta go lincoln was like go dude people in the
woods are yelling boo
oh that's crazy man sherman and grant dude sherman came down and gave you guys
what for
he got fucking lucky pull up a picture of sherman on mr sherman civil war here's
the man
let's get a look at him i was picture hanging in my house he really got sherman
and grant
and costar oh george costar yeah and he was the one dating indians as well i
think that's the one
with his arms crossed crazy hair a lot of diy man a lot of dating indians
yourself you know they had a
lot of those dudes out there a lot of them you know dipping in the cornmeal
like i think you are
brother bro what would you be doing i mean just get done committing a human you
just get done committing
an atrocity you're not going to want to have some sex yeah at this point you've
done you're you're
done right you're done you've sold your soul you are evil that's a good let's
go once you go evil
you then you're fuck it then you're in evil yeah it's like normally i wouldn't
just grab this lady
yeah but but i did just kill a family yeah you're right damn it's time to go
that's crazy once you
go full evil you're full evil i didn't really i never really thought about that
you know we had
a guy that live across you from us named brad and i think he killed his mother
who was our favorite
lunch lady annie dude and we loved her dude and she like her one of her hands
shook her both of them
shook and she would like get the food and it was just your whole town god oh
bro it was such a risky
waiting for the food to get to your plate it was like one of those guys that
you should drive the
dynamite trucks back in the day you know on the on the rocky roads it was just
unbelievable really
and then the grandson kid like he got he got sick of it well he uh i think they
thought that if they
killed her she was going to get they were going to get the apartment and they
didn't get it the
landlord kept it uh somebody else was like that's not how this works dude yeah
dude just bad fucking
medieval times yeah it was just a lot of kill them it'd be the heir to this
apartment yeah just bad
organization man but yeah dude i can't believe that the civil war would have
been insane
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