Name: Most Traumatizing Clean-Up Experience
Uploaded: 2022-05-13T06:30:10.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Most Traumatizing Clean-Up Experience' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-05-13. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Most Traumatizing Clean-Up Experience' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-05-13. Transcript available.

take me into one of the like kind of the gnarlier scenarios that you had
dealing with like a human
corpse yeah so the easily easily the only one that's ever really bothered me
the one that really
kept me up was a guy unfortunately took his life in his basement with his
family upstairs he had
two kids you know teenage children and his wife were there okay and they didn't
leave they so the
whole time that we were there working they stayed so we are carrying stuff in
the room in the basement
well they were upstairs they were upstairs yeah and uh but you know and
normally they they would
always move out right you know until everything's completed and put back
together in this case they
they did not want to leave so you roll up to the place and who are you with is
it just you do you
have a little buddy with this one was just me um so i'll generally just go for
like i'll check it out
and if i need labor i'll call for it okay um but i i generally don't ever ask
anyone to do
these gnarly ones with me damn you're like damn satan's minion baby out there
yeah you know i'll
have people but like i i never want i never like to ask other people to do this
kind of stuff because
it can really kind of weigh on you okay so okay right no i can only fathom that
and we'll get we'll
get into that a little bit but so you get to this one locale and what's going
on so like i said and
generally i'm dealing either with the police or the corners um this is the only
situation where
i've like met a family member at a okay like a suicide particularly um
sometimes if someone's
died of natural causes you know i'll meet a son or a daughter or a wife or
something like that
um but this one i knock on the door and this lady answers it answers the door
and she was the
homeowner so they were still there like he's killed himself yesterday and they're
all still in the
house um and so you know i'm down working in the basement i'm carrying up boxes
and bags of you know
contaminated stuff past them wow so you're just bringing up like basically
stuff that has
like human matter on it yeah like you know oh it's horrendous so it's like you're
looking
and did he did the man yeah shot himself in the head oh and so a lot of your
head just kind of goes
wherever yeah does your head go in one piece or does it go in a bunch of pieces
no and it depends
on the type of gun or the caliber but typically it's just gonna you know if you
shot yourself with like
a hollow point you'll like blow a hole out of the back of your head but if it's
a if it's like just
a normal handgun or something it's actually a pretty clean hole normally oh wow
but um yeah it's this
was yeah so at the end of every day i had to tell you know she's asking me
questions and and it's just
like i you know you're looking at her in the eye and saying it's like oh we're
gonna be finishing
taking your husband out tomorrow you know it's crazy and did they come down and
want to do any
prayers or did they want to like spend any time pray was there was it did they
like the husband
you know did it seem like they had a good connection with the who knows i was
really trying not to talk
to him oh you were yeah it was that that really bothered me yeah oh i can only
fathom man i mean
that's a man yeah i'm just trying to yeah i guess we don't know all the
circumstance but if a man yeah
took his life his family's right there i can only imagine this how and then i
just wonder if they're
looking at you like you're helpful or like who knows i have no idea yeah but
that man i still
think about that one that one was tough yeah and did the kids try to
communicate with you or anything
there was no no i mean they were obviously grieving but i mean it was it was
wild that they wouldn't go
to a hotel or stay with family or something yeah at least hit a damn fairfield
in and sweets or a days in
um you know and i love hampton and actually but yeah i can't imagine if that
happened then i wouldn't
want some space or maybe you want to be as close as you know i don't know i don't
know but that was a
unique circumstance one and only time and hopefully the last time that ever
happened because it really
made it it really added what like another layer to it yeah you know because you
like i said you get
really desensitized to it and and you know it's just like you're just cleaning
up a mess you know but
when they're there it's like i'm cleaning up dad right yeah right right like
our allen or whatever they
got yeah yeah yeah harold or something yeah yeah it's more i i can't imagine
that gosh i'd almost feel
bad in a way yeah yeah it really gave me the heebie-jeebies hope you enjoyed
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