Name: How to Handle Handshaking
Uploaded: 2022-06-07T22:42:37.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'How to Handle Handshaking' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-06-07. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'How to Handle Handshaking' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-06-07. Transcript available.

I remember being young and just learning to shake hands you didn't know exactly
how did you know sometimes I put my hand in backwards and just fucking just you
know I'd
put my thumb facing down and whoever was shaking your hand didn't know what the
hell to do you
know the guy just sometimes he just loses just he'd come out the damn closet he
didn't even know
what was happening you know just because if you if you put your hand out and
just the thumb is it
just blows somebody's mind in a handshake it's really you can just really
somebody who's just
been going through life very organized shaking hands you hit them with that
upside down handshake
and they just fucking they can't handle it you know they'll damn you know they'll
fucking get a
divorce they don't they just don't know what's going on um and then you when
you're when you're
growing up handshaking is such a man I remember when he first somebody like
will shake their hand
they you know your mom tells you shake their hand and you don't you know you
suddenly need to put
your hand out that you don't know at first and then and then one time my dad
introduced me to
somebody and the guy shook my hand so hard and I remember thinking all right
motherfucker all right
boy I'm gonna fucking punch your little kid in the neck when I see him I just
remember just thinking
I'm gonna you know I'm gonna get these bitches back this shit ain't over I
remember that the guy my dad
introduced me to the guy and the guy just shook my my hand so hard and I just
remember thinking all
right bitch this shit ain't over and I had just I you know just a lot you know
so much happens in a
handshake especially when you're learning the ropes of handshaking it's a crazy
time for a young fella or
young woman um so then when you shake somebody's hand and they do the dub when
they they do this
regular handshake and then they put their hand on top of your on the back of
your hand and they're just
running a train on your hand with their hands it's just it's too much you're
like what I didn't know
we could do that I thought you could only do one just the rules keep changing
you know you're like I
thought we could only do one hand and this dude's tagging in his partner this
dang you know this guy's
you know the Steiner brothers every I thought you know it was just a um a cage
match and he's running a
damn royal rumba on my hands it just uh I remember this just the slippery
slopes of shaking hands
and of learning what it was all like
and that was kind of interesting to me and then I dated a gal for a while that
would do a hard
handshake and I'm like I didn't want to introduce her to people because I knew
she'd just be rattling
them just you know just damn just you know testing their joints every time you
freaking
introduced her to somebody she would just test their joints it felt like
just uh that was tough Jesus I remember that that was tough
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