Name: Theo Von on Louisiana Weed
Uploaded: 2022-06-13T23:53:04.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von on Louisiana Weed' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-06-13. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von on Louisiana Weed' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-06-13. Transcript available.

Ever since I was 13, I've been smoking weed, and it's definitely an area of my
life that, you know, nothing wrong with it, but it's an area of my life I want
to grow in, because I can tell it's definitely taking a strong grip on my...
Oh, yeah. Weedle. It's comfortable. It's comfortable.
It's like walking around with, you know, just a pillow, just, you know, party.
It's like a pillow party. Hey, I'm having fun. My brain's kind of fun.
Looks cool. Looks cool out here. What's going on? Oh, I lost my job. Oh. Oh,
all right. Oh, Dunkin' Donuts. You know, that's weed. Let's hear it.
...my life, you know, and I definitely don't know how it is in Louisiana. I was
wondering, out there in Louisiana, man, what does it look like dealing with the
people who are always stoned? Do you even see them?
Well, look, brother, I'll tell you this, man. I grew up in Louisiana, and it's
a beautiful place, dude. If you believe in beauty, then you believe in that
state, and it's one of the top 50 states, and it's Louisiana Purchase.
We did that, so half y'all would be Canadian if we hadn't done the deal. You're
welcome, but I want to say this.
I remember weed was fun. Weed was fun back in the day. You know, you get that
swamp gas, baby, and it start huffing it up, and that shit was brown, bro. Some
of it have a damn gator claw in it, or a damn little falcon, half a falcon nut
in that bastard.
Weed, Louisiana weed, baby, damn.
That thing, bro, you'd take a hit of it, and the water level in your yard would
rise. That shit was, whew.
That shit was thick, boy. That shit was thick.
You know, that thing, dude, you damn, uh, I mean, they had just trimmed, baby.
That shit was that, you know, that fucking, that, they trimmed those Reggie
Bushes, bro,
and you hit that Slam Jordan, dog. You know what I'm saying, baby. That shit
was south, and I loved getting high as a child. It was great. I don't care
where you were, you know.
Dude, I, I remember the weed, you get a bag of weed on it, and if you didn't
want to, uh, smoke it, they'd have a damn recipe for you.
Uh, make you a little bit of A2 faded, you know. Some, um, you know, get you a
little bit of, uh, just that gumbo.
Just that fucking, get your brains all, you know, you'd have your brain just
fucking looking for itself, bro.
You know, you could feel your brain looking for itself, dog. That shit get you
gassed up.
That shit'll have you singing the national anthem, bro. At a, um, that shit'll
have you singing a national anthem to a spice rack, dog.
That's that Louisiana swamp gas. Yeah, getting high in Louisiana was fun, man,
as a child.
And getting high anywhere as a child is great. If you can do it, do it then,
and do it well.
And do it high. And I remember we used to be over at my buddy's house, and, um,
we used to get high over there.
And his daddy wasn't super, his daddy wasn't super fond of gays at the time.
He didn't, he wasn't anti-gay. He just didn't know anything about it, and it
made him real uncomfortable.
Um, so me and my friend and my other friend, we'd go outside, we'd smoke weed.
I'd come back in early to the house. I'd be the first one back in.
And I would go to my buddy's dad. I would know about that kind of gay trigger
he had.
And I would just tell him, I'd be like, hey, Mr. Mike, you know, uh, you know,
they were kind of being a little, I don't know what they were doing, sir.
They just, I saw him kind of like, you know, when somebody took their shirt off
for no reason outside, I just, some of the stuff was just, made me
uncomfortable, right?
So then, my two buddies would come back into the house, stoned out the gills,
baby.
I mean, just fucking fish food, and baby, they wasn't doing well.
And now, suddenly, my buddy's dad is grilling them about being gay, and they
don't know that I told the, uh, the dad the stuff.
So, I used to love that kind of shit, man, creating ambiance.
Hope you enjoyed that video, and you can watch another.
And you can watch this one, you can watch this one.
Different options, different choices.
Some guy just brings you one option, not this guy.
Two options.
Watch one. This one or this one.
Thank you.