Name: People Thought Sal Vulcano Was Autistic After Bombing on Morning TV
Uploaded: 2022-06-22T19:11:24.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'People Thought Sal Vulcano Was Autistic After Bombing on Morning TV' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-06-22. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'People Thought Sal Vulcano Was Autistic After Bombing on Morning TV' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-06-22. Transcript available.

a couple of years ago i had a bunch of people i got i got a bunch of messages
like telling me
about autism some asking like asking if i have it and it once out of nowhere i
didn't know like why
like i just like i i was like i just saw a bunch of messages at once that were
about autism i didn't
know why but um i think like i think i it was right after i did an appearance
on uh uh regis
uh not regis uh kelly ripper and and at the time chris pratt was the we did it
we did press oh well i
had it i went we were doing press and we went on the morning show with kelly ripper
chris pratt was
the guest so you know chris pratt yeah you know him no i feel like you might
have for some reason i
met he invited me to be in a film that he did okay yeah yeah that was oh yeah
that was yeah because
i think we were gonna do the the cruise again and you had to do a movie was
that oh yeah that's right
yeah that's right i wanted to get you back because you were so sweet on the
first cruise
oh thanks i had booked it up completely and you were like i'll just come on
like i'll hang and
everything and yeah he was so sweet man and then i wanted to you know you know
i was trying to get
you but yeah anyway he's on and he's in this movie the magnificent seven that
remake of that western
movie at the time it was just came out as a blockbuster it was like an ensemble
cast of a-list
morgan freeman's in it oh no it was denzel denzel was in it right so the night
before i had
gotten really really really drunk uh i don't normally do that but like i just i
don't remember
what i had a wedding a wedding night oh yeah so i show up i i am hung over with
the shakes okay and
you have to get arrive at like 6 50 in the morning and for the morning show
right so i get there and
i'm trembling man and i don't know what to do and i'm like i can't go on i said
can i please can you
please find an office for me to lay down in and they did because we weren't
going to be on for an hour
they took me to someone's office i laid down on a couch in someone's office
just shaking
so i'm watching the the show on the tv in there it's in the feed right and then
like so so at the
beginning they give away a prize you ever watch regis and kathy lee when they
were little uh-uh but i
know about it so every day they take a phone they just take a phone call and
someone in the audience
and if the person in the audience answers correctly like them and the phone
person wins like a trip
or like something big every morning every day oh wow so they're doing this trip
right so they ask the
lady a question and uh it's easy but she gets it wrong right and then chris pratt
goes i don't
worry we'll give you the trip anyway it was a vacation and then on air he goes
what what oh i can't do
that because it's like law it's gambling game show right right so then he goes
oh i can't and on air
he's like oh i don't know what to do and everyone's like oh and then he goes uh
i'll give you the trip
i'll just buy it i'll give it to you and everyone's like ah they went nuts
right and uh it was like so
nice and then kelly's like i won't do that to you like me and you are going to
split the trip you're
still going and the audience goes crazy right then denzel washington comes out
next and he's in the
movie magnificent magnificent seven with him and he comes out and the first
thing he says was uh he goes
i just i was watching on the feed he goes uh what happened how much was the
trip and chris pratt goes
like 5 700 he goes three ways i'm gonna go three ways with you on the trip so
everyone goes nuts
right so i'm laying there you know how you always need stories on these things
yeah they want you to
have stories so i'm laying there like half sick and i'm like all right i got an
idea so i'm i have this
thing i'm gonna do in my head and i'm like i want to do something else these
things never go well
morning shows they like rush you through you never really get to really make
jokes you know so i was
like fuck it so i had our assistant go to the store get a pack of hanes t-shirts
white hanes undershirts
and a marker and i wrote i in my own handwriting i wrote magnificent seven on
on the hanes t-shirt
and i put that on except for fun i spelt it wrong i wrote magnificent savan s-e-v-a-n
and
magnificent so magnificent savan so i was like i'll just i'll go out there and
i'll go out there and what
i'll do is they'll immediately see my shirt and be like oh what is that you
know and i'll be like oh
i just thought that you and denzel needed help promoting the movie obviously
they don't need help
right i'm like yeah so i just want to support and help you guys anyway i can't
i know you need the
help and then i thought they would pick on how i misspelled it and it would be
a nice joke so i put
on the shirt so we're behind the thing we're ready to go out there and wearing
this hanes t-shirt that
has a marker on it that says magnificent savan and they call us out and we go
out and people are
cheering i'm waving right and we go to sit down and right before we sit down
the audience stops
clapping i go i just want to let everybody here know just off the top i'm not
going four ways on
the trip with the woman right i thought i would get a laugh but they took me
seriously it just bombed
and then kelly goes no no it's okay we're covering it it's okay and i was like
well that was a joke
you know then i sat down to the interview and nobody mentioned the shirt dude
nobody mentioned the
shirt so i i and then after that i just started getting autistic messages
because i just went
like i went on like i came out i was like i'm not paying i'm not paying for the
for the trip and
then i sat down and my shirt was handmade and misspelled and nobody mentioned
then after that
everyone was like yo like they just sending me links on autism people like hey
can you come speak at
our school oh dude oh praise bro that's been it's online too it's online like
you can pull it up
damn bro that's bananas man hope you enjoyed that video and you can watch
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