Name: Mike Perry and His Dad Fought the Whole Neighborhood
Uploaded: 2022-06-29T06:17:33.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Mike Perry and His Dad Fought the Whole Neighborhood' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-06-29. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Mike Perry and His Dad Fought the Whole Neighborhood' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-06-29. Transcript available.

When it comes to fighting, whatever made you want to fight, if you think back
in your life?
Did you just kind of, at a certain age, start to see, like, damn, I fight?
Or was there something inside of you?
Do you know what it is?
Are you able to get a look at it, whatever that is?
My dad's a savage.
Really?
He's a crazy mofo.
He's probably still the toughest dude I've ever seen.
And, you know, he's just too loose cannon.
So I try to take that and, like, focus it into the art of, you know, being a
martial artist, a fighter, a boxer.
Like I said, you know, my dad was a crazy guy.
Did you see him fight growing up?
Did he fight?
I heard stories.
We got into fights with the neighborhood people.
I saw him make people back down from fights a lot.
You know, he would get in people's face and be like, I'll bite your nose off.
And they're like, in their yard.
Do you know what I'm saying?
Oh, that's wild.
He's like, I'm in your yard.
What are you going to do?
Yeah.
And, you know, he told me one time we fought, like, the whole block.
And, like, I was trying to break it up.
And I was, like, 13, 14.
I was just getting strong.
And my dad, I think, he was drunk.
And he wanted me to fight with him, with the neighborhood.
And I was trying to break it up.
And he got mad at me.
And then.
Because he wanted you in it.
Right.
He wanted me to want to do it, I guess.
And, like, you know, I was a kid, though.
But.
And I think he got arrested that night.
And he got out the next day.
And he said that he was talking trash to the cops all night.
And that they drove into an alley.
And they beat him with their nightsticks in the backseat.
They opened the backseat.
He started whooping his ass.
It's good stories, man.
Good stuff, you know.
It probably stung a little bit.
That's a good story.
Yeah, bro.
We grew up in my neighborhood.
People are always fighting, bro.
And it was a sign of respect.
Like, everybody had their shirts off all the time.
Dudes walking around with, like, those.
Do you ever see the dude with, like, the semen arms?
He just walked.
He just, like, the only way he know how to move, he just.
He never even could lift his arms up.
But they just swinging in front of him.
We had that kind of dude.
We had a guy who had Down syndrome, bro.
But they wouldn't say he had it, bro.
So he was always out there fucking people up, bro.
Thinking he was in regular education.
We had, like, a whole family was shirtless, bro.
Women, all of them.
The whole family was shirtless, bro.
Always smoking in their house, bro.
The children were smoking cigarettes.
Everybody was out on the block back in the day.
You know what I mean?
You had your bicycle.
You drove to people's houses.
You knock on their door.
Yeah.
And their mama answered the door.
You're like, damn, where your son at?
Where your son at?
We got some hoodlums.
Yeah, we got some shit to do, bro.
Yeah, let's go.
Hope you enjoyed that video.
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