Name: Border Patrol Agent on Human Trafficking
Uploaded: 2022-07-11T01:44:45.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Border Patrol Agent on Human Trafficking' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-07-11. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Border Patrol Agent on Human Trafficking' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-07-11. Transcript available.

When I talk about these criminal organizations, each trafficking organization,
cartel owns a
certain segment. They've got cartel bosses that own plazas. They're plaza
bosses. So it could be
five miles or 10 miles of an area. And so when you come up to the border, you're
paying a tax
in order to cross in that area. On that side? Yeah, from the Mexican side to
the U.S. side.
And when I talk about billion-dollar industry, so a Mexican national, he or she
is going to pay
between, the cheapest would be about $2,500 all the way up to about $5,000.
Central American,
$5,000 to $10,000. An Indian national. The tax they're paying on the Mexican
side?
Well, this is to get smuggled, right? Oh, to get smuggled.
So you get to the border. This is part of your smuggling fee. You're paying a
total fee of,
let's say it's $10,000, right? Okay. But then when I show up at the border,
this plaza boss says,
Theo, I know you paid Roy to come across, but you haven't paid my tax yet. So
now you owe me $500,
$300, $800 to cross here. So you have to keep that money on you, on your person
while you're
going that distance. It's a little bit of both. You'll see folks that travel
with money in their
hands, in their pockets, hidden away. And then there's a lot of money that gets
wired.
It's a huge industry, money being wired into Mexico. So I think it's either the
number three or
number five, but part of Mexico's GDP, their gross domestic product. One of the
largest GDP earners is
remittances from the US into Mexico. And it's the same thing in Central America
where you've got
folks that are sending money back. So they'll wire a smuggler, you know, here's
the 300 bucks that I
can cross in your plaza. Wow. It's just, it's big bucks, but like an Indian
national, it's going to
pay 20 to $40,000. Chinese, about 50 grand. Someone who's from a country that
may be on the, like,
may be perceived as being a terrorist country. Not that they're terrorists, but
could be perceived
as such. Easily 80 grand. And someone's, they're going to charge the, the, the
smuggling organization
or the coyote is going to charge. It's going to charge. And the, the, the
organization in and of
itself is very disciplined in that you've got folks that they do the
recruitment. They're all over social
media. So you can go onto Facebook and, and, uh, find, uh, sites that'll offer
smuggling. And then,
so you've got the recruiters, you've got the handlers on the Mexican side that,
that, uh, they
house you and feed you until you're being, until you're ready to be crossed.
You've got the folks
that will just get you across the border. And then you've got those that'll
cross you once across
the border into the U S and then you've got logistics teams that do the
transport.
So there's all different. So depending on how much money you have is the type
of treatment you can
get along the way, kind of, kind of, kind of sort. I mean, you're going to pay
a lump sum, but each
segment, someone's getting paid. Right. Um, the thing is with each segment, as
you're getting paid
along, well, you're not, in other words, I'm, I'm paying you. You're the
organizer, right?
You're the smuggler. I give you my 40 grand and then that smuggler as, as the
person's being moved
along pays Roy a portion. Okay. I see somebody else a portion. So he's breaking
everybody off.
You kind of have the guy that's the bank. Yeah. Yeah, exactly.
Hope you enjoyed that video and you can watch another and you can watch this
one. You can watch
this one, different options, different choices. Some guy just brings you a one
option, not this guy,
two options. Watch one, this one or this one.
Thank you.