Name: Sal Vulcano Was MVP of the Worst JV Basketball Team
Uploaded: 2022-07-15T03:22:54.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Sal Vulcano Was MVP of the Worst JV Basketball Team' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-07-15. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Sal Vulcano Was MVP of the Worst JV Basketball Team' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-07-15. Transcript available.

our school got a basketball team for the first year and i was in seventh grade
and if you were
in eighth grade you automatically were on varsity and then or something like
that and everybody else
had to try out so we tried out i wasn't good you know but i tried out i was
good in like my
neighborhood you know right people came in and had like skill sets you know i
mean i wasn't good
right and so everybody made varsity and everybody else who didn't make it
automatically you want to
play you could and that was jv and then the coach for jv we didn't have one and
so my friend's mom
volunteered and she volunteered and she just was like learning basketball with
us and then we used
to have it was like it was literally like the like like the like the molly crew
of it could have been
a cartoon it was like all those castaways on this team and we used to have
these these these practices
and she used to have a clipboard like the dry erase clipboard and just be like
go this way you know
i go to our first game we played 14 games that year we went oh and 14 our first
game uh i was like
watch we're gonna play these kids that are definitely like these kids are all
gonna be from like urban
areas they're gonna be like sure enough every kid on the team was six foot and
uh we and they like
played basketball black basketball was life for them as opposed to us they beat
us 44 nothing
44 nothing dude and then after you'd line up in the middle of the thing to kit
hands and like then go
get a snack upstairs we used to play at the catholic hugo organization with the
cyo yeah so it was a cyo
league so it was all the catholic schools right so we would say thank you but
at the end of the first
game it was traumatizing dude at the end of the first game the parents were so
into it on their side
yeah right and they were screaming and yelling and everything and then at the
buzzer
the parents started to chant 44 zip zip 44 zip
44 and they just came down off the stand that was screaming it and waving shit
and while we were trying to shake hands they were getting our
face like 44 zip zip and then we had to go up the steps together to go to like
the
the like common area to have like our capri suns and we were going up the
stairs and it was screaming it was
bellowing in the hallways and they were screaming at us 44 zip zip and i was
like damn man it was
traumatizing damn now we scored points in every other game but we never got
shut out again but we went
on 14 the second game 56 to 3 we lost i had the three points you did yeah and
then they still did
the we still were part of the awards dinner at the end of the season we were
part of the awards dinner at
the end of the season dude here's the worst part of it i was the team's mvp no
i swear to god i accepted the
award i got up and i took the trophy in front of everyone you get to at the
dinner you had to pay to be
there i had 16 points on the season total total yeah 16 points and i was mvp
praise god is that great
but did it give you some confidence though no really really really knocked my
confidence down just game
after game just 14 games of burying my confidence in the last game of the
season we didn't realize
we something happened with the universe and we were like landing shots we were
sinking shots and then
at the buzzer we we huddled up and our coach goes look up and we looked up and
we were winning it was
like 14 13 or something and we went we just looked at each other like we're
winning we're fucking winning
we lost but but it was like that was our like that was like our big moment like
our rudy moment like
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