Name: Theo Von's Semester At Sea
Uploaded: 2022-07-16T22:52:24.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von's Semester At Sea' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-07-16. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von's Semester At Sea' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-07-16. Transcript available.

was our cruise your first cruise that you were ever on no i went on this thing
called semester
at sea it was like a floating school oh wow that went around the whole world
actually
around the planet you how long was that it was 100 days and you and we i went i
was a student i
worked in the bookshop on the boat yeah what how old were you i was 19 years
old oh no i was 20
years old so it was like college yeah it was college it's they still do it it's
called semester
at sea and you go and have you spoken about this before i don't know if i've
spoken much about it
i've never heard you really that's a very that's a very interesting crazy thing
you did it was crazy
you know so where did you go we started in vancouver canada and then we
finished in florida we went all
the way around the whole world you go around everywhere and you went to class
had homework
yeah and then also worked like your life was did you dock yeah we would dock
how often did you dock
you were able to five days or three days or five nights or three nights we
would dock okay japan
china vietnam malaysia kenya brazil we went cuba dude we did it are you serious
yeah let me ask you
question what was the breakdown of like how often you had to do school work
like did you did you were
you able to maintain your focus and your studies too or was it just like come
on now like everybody
just like phoned it in and it was just like caligula on it no you couldn't
phone it in you had to like
it was pretty the the teachers were pretty harsh okay so you really had to
really do it you know
so you really had to do so you did you went to it was what was your schedule
like was it every day
every day class started i think at 8 a.m or 9 a.m i can't remember every day it
would alternate except
for days when you're in port so when you're in the port you could go do stuff
and travel and do whatever
you wanted you just had to be back when the ship left or you could use the ship
as hotel and stay at
hotel okay so okay so you would you would also have the option to go get a
hotel off the ship
yeah for the days because i was about to say how could you live for 100 days
and not yet little
in a little like cruise room like that yeah it would be crazy you had a
roommate in there and um wow
it was wow if you don't like your roommate yeah you're stuck how was your
roommate oh my roommate was
great dude my roommate was a great guy ryan thomas you talked to him to this
day he paid a few years
after the ship he passed away man he was doing basketball he went to some
school up in the north
california mountains like that weed school what's that weed school up there chino
or cheapo cheeto uh
not cheeto it's like it's like a place where the kids all do weed and everybody's
growing weed and
eating weed people are made out of weed people have little weed dolls and stuff
voodoo dolls even made
out of weed it sounds fantastic yeah i mean it sounds like he died of a heart
attack because it
was so amazing yeah so anyway r.i.p brother so anyway he passed away but um the
cruise was it was an
unbelievable experience man i mean it was just you know you were just you could
get two wines a night
you got tickets for wines and they'd have the bar open you get two wines a
night but we had a guy on
there that died bro during the cruise yeah this dude died we were at sea for
like 12 days or something
something happened he died and they put him in the freezer yeah man i've heard
of that so they put
him in there with them with the pork loin baby you know what i'm saying that's
crazy do you know how
he died mahi huh you know how he died i'm not sure was that like would that
were people just like
oh shit somebody died or were you like oh my god like there's a someone just
died a student died
and is in the freezer oh it was a secret this guy was a senior citizen oh okay
because he had a
couple see about nine seniors on there going to college on the cruise yes
someone was like old
man that's like it's it takes somebody to be like i'm gonna go back to college
as an adult
is one thing that's already tough then to be like i'm gonna go to sea for a
hundred days that's great
so he just died he couldn't hang bro did they give him an honorary
uh discharge i don't know if we like put him into the sea like they did with um
osama bin la i don't
know what they did i do remember we did a funeral for him one day whoa i
remember we did a funeral
and people dressed up and you we put flowers out into the um ocean and stuff
and the crews did a big
circle like that it was like a oh my god i forgot about that i wish i knew his
name mark i think in
a hundred days you could have multiple relationships like did you have a mini
life within that hundred
days yeah like you got new friends knew this knew that like you know i'm saying
oh yeah there's people
from like different countries on there it was crazy bro what made you do that
like was that expensive
i'm fascinated because i never heard of this yeah it's called semester i see it
wasn't that it was
uh i it wasn't that expensive man i mean i worked and save up so many i had to
spend like six thousand
of my own dollars so yes that was a lot of money yeah but i worked you know to
to do it and then i got
financial aid from my school so that applied to it okay and then a friend um
the i got a scholarship
from the school okay itself from the semester at sea wow so i was really
supported you know i definitely
you know i was grateful that people helped me oh yeah hope you enjoyed that
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Thank you.