Name: Jim Breuer Talks the Dark Side of Hollywood
Uploaded: 2022-07-27T00:34:51.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Jim Breuer Talks the Dark Side of Hollywood' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-07-27. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Jim Breuer Talks the Dark Side of Hollywood' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-07-27. Transcript available.

then the real Hollywood came and I'll tell you what I'll let you in I'll lose
somebody I'm not gonna drop names okay but I'll never forget these are black
producers a guy named Kevin Brown and Andre Brown and he was later on 30 Rock
but he they would come to us and they would tell us about vanity and losing
your mind in Hollywood and be careful and they came back from Hollywood to try
and expand us and they sat us down like you ain't gonna believe what we saw
like
what was you see and they said we saw so-and-so huge name so-and-so huge name
and so-and-so big name back in the day chicken hawking at a party and I went
well
see you're white I said what's chicken hawking everyone like he's white you
don't know chicken I said what's chicken hawking that's when you uh hanging out
with boys at a
transvestite I went why what uh see now you now you're telling stories now you're
telling stories
yeah but I never forgot that three years later this name ping
huh busted chicken hawking that one sick this one bing busted yeah huh they
swept that up that's what I call
to me Hollywood's a mafia it's a big dark mafia yeah it is and then what
happens is I remember one of them it was like
the mobsters come they're like we understand not mobsters like Italian right
right right whatever
you're talking about yeah you want to the attorneys yeah right and they come
along like listen
you sign this you do some movies there we'll put the soul on the table we got
enough money make this go
away ping it's gone no one ever brings it up no one ever brings it up with this
person
that's crazy and there's two or three of them huge huge but I guess what I'm
saying is by the time
I started doing sound it live and half-baked blah blah and and tv thing you
know tim allen all this
shit it was that's when I really saw how dark and so it's just it was dark it's
I get creeped out I
get scared to death it was soulless yeah never seen anything it and I still
every time I get out
there I feel like oh man I just I don't feel life out there yeah I don't feel
it at all you know what
I know I've always said when I get off the plane there I feel like I'm in the
office it always like
um I just feel like I'm in an office constantly it always every light feels
like a fluorescent light
it feels like it never ends um but it's hard to find a it is it's hard to find
a comfort out there
but there's always this dangle of a carrot yeah and it's a carrot and I don't
even know what it is
because like it's vanity it's vanity it's vanity is it vanity you know you want
this right you know
you want this you're better than so-and-so you know you're better than so-and-so
you get this
then it'll be worth this yeah and then you're and then your road will be worth
this you want to be
you think that person deserves to be in arenas or on billboards you should be
on take you want it
it's there's a little that no I believe that I'm that's what we're so as you're
saying it I'm
thinking that I'm thinking I'm trying to feel like you know a lot of times
things will land for me
and my feelings like is it vanity is it yeah it's something of ego it's ego and
vanity yeah it's ego
it's vanity I want to be better than them yeah it's uh yeah it's uh it's not
easy no it's not easy
well and I think also you start to see the other like you start to see the
other side of it too
where it just there's never like an understanding you never get to talk to the
person to have the
conversation about what's it's just there's never any real instructions it's
all kind of vague
you're right the business is vague the money is vague it's all it's all vague
and there's all
extra people always stacked in at the last minute you've never met right and
they are like they're
living and they've owned your family now they're just crazy your grandfather's
now their grandfather
it's a non-stop Scarface movie yeah you go to you got their money you got their
oh seven of you
what just happened we think what's going on they're cutting you they're putting
you in a commercial
for bone saws as they're cutting you in half you know put this dress on and
then take out your
take your pants off and this is gonna get you big time hope you enjoyed that
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