Name: Theo Von likes a long woman
Uploaded: 2022-08-04T00:04:59.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von likes a long woman' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-08-04. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von likes a long woman' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-08-04. Transcript available.

I just want to get your opinion about tall women.
That's what I'm saying out the gate.
Onward.
I myself am 5'10", and my partner is 5'10", 5'11".
It doesn't bother me.
I mean, I used to have, like, an issue growing up,
just, like, with my own posture and things like that.
I mean, I'm definitely more confident now.
Like, you know, I take care of my body.
I stand tall, what have you.
But, I don't know.
I just wanted to get your opinion, like.
Look, I'll tell you right now, I like a tall woman.
You know, I like a, you know, a little portable woman, too.
But a tall woman, well, I guess it's, I guess it's,
it's some men feel afraid of it.
You know, some men, I think they want to, they consider and be,
some men will marry tall women because they also want to marry a man.
They consider and gay.
And, and if you, if I'm, but, but they're afraid to either be gay
or they are not gay.
And so, they just get a tall woman.
It's, hey, you know, they say, you know,
maybe I would love to have a man, but I'm not doing it.
So, I'm just going to get a tall woman, you know,
and cut her hair short and put her in jerseys and stuff.
You'll see a lot of times you'll have a dude out there that seems kind of
like, you know, like he could, you know, be for men.
And he'll have his wife there and have her in a damn Dennis Rodman jersey
and with a damn fade on the side.
And you're like, damn, he really carved her up.
You know, he really carved her up.
So, uh, what are you asking about?
Oh, I like a tall, I like a tall bird.
You know, I like that lady.
Hell yeah.
That long, that long lady.
I like that run and jump up into that bitch's arms.
You know what I'm saying?
I like a tall, I like a nine feet tall.
Get that bit way up there.
I can't even see her.
You know, I'm just, just, just puss level with her.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm just, that's right.
You know, that'd be fine.
I like a long, you know, hang a damn bird feeder off her ear.
I like get her two earrings, damn bird feeders.
That bitch up there, babysitting warblers.
And I'm down here hanging out by them pockets, baby.
You know what I'm talking about, puss.
So I think that, yeah, I like a long woman too.
Cause sometime, uh, uh, also if you're, if you go somewhere and you all meet,
need to meet
up in a group, like at a concert or something, y'all can meet up, meet up at
the tall lady.
Let's meet up at Belinda.
At 7 PM meet up at Tiffany.
I like that.
So yeah, I like a long woman.
I like a long leg sometime.
You know, they had a lady, had one leg that came out to one of the shows, I
think in Texas.
And she brought that bitch out and let me hold it.
Fucking awesome, man.
Almost damn teared up.
You know, every time I get ahold of a damn good orthotic, I fucking, I can feel
the wells
start filling up inside of me.
God.
Hope you enjoyed that video and you can watch another and you can watch this
one.
You can watch this one.
Different options, different choices.
Some guy just brings you a one option, not this guy.
Two options.
Watch one.
This one or this one.