Name: Rogan and Theo Revisit TikTok Terms of Service
Uploaded: 2022-08-11T17:40:51.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Rogan and Theo Revisit TikTok Terms of Service' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-08-11. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Rogan and Theo Revisit TikTok Terms of Service' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-08-11. Transcript available.

Bro, did you see that, um, we made the, uh, Fox News last night at Get Home,
right?
I'm looking at some different news sites.
That front page of Fox News was Joe Rogan reading the TikTok.
Oh, when we're reading the terms of service?
Yeah.
Fucking crazy, right?
But it was the front, it was the main thing.
Yeah.
The head article is Joe Rogan reads the TikTok agreement, right?
Terms of service.
It's almost like, sometimes I'm like, is Joe the only person who's reading the
terms of service of things in America and the rest of us are just using shit
like right out of the box, like not even paying attention to what's going on?
That's what I felt like a little bit.
I think a lot of people are now with, with things like TikTok because there's
been a lot of articles written about it and a lot of people calling for it to
be banned because it's basically Chinese spyware.
But if they get us, then what would they, like, so say we talked about it a
little bit the other day, but say they get, like, they infiltrate all the
electronics, they get all the data and everything, but then how do they get us
as people?
Like, how do they get us into the cages?
Well, I don't think it's as simple as get people in the cages.
I think what they want is intellectual property.
They want to steal data and they want to, like, if they have access to your
computer and say, what if you're working on some fucking weapon system?
Or what if you're working on something, some communication system, and they
have access to your computer, they can steal that data from your computer
because they have access to it because you're using TikTok.
So it's just about information.
Yeah.
One of the more disturbing things was saying that they have access to computers
that aren't even being used for TikTok.
Right.
Like other computers.
Yeah, I remember you saying that.
Which is just.
That's crazy.
It's so insane that that would actually be something that someone would allow.
They had an engineer, a software engineer, back-engineered TikTok and said it
was the most, in terms of, like, invasion of privacy, it was the most egregious
example that they'd ever found.
So wouldn't there be some structure or template in American society or
government or hierarchy that would protect us from that sort of thing?
That's what I don't understand sometimes.
Why isn't there, like, something that protects us from that sort of thing?
Or is it just our own responsibilities?
I don't know what they can do now other than ban it.
But I know they were talking about banning it for a while.
But then there was some sort of a deal that was made where the data was going
to go from the American version of TikTok was going to go to America.
But it turns out that it's not.
It's going straight to China.
And then they get the version to America.
See if that's correct.
See, that's correct.
Sounds right like what I read.
That's pretty honest.
Yeah.
And we're going to keep using it.
It's almost like, because what if they told women there was a makeup that would
steal your face, right?
Like, you put it on and it's going to put your face in China.
Yeah.
And then we still use it.
Right.
I mean, that just shows me the level of addiction that we have to.
Social media.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, it's an addiction.
They have an office here.
TikTok has an office in Austin.
For people that need help?
Yeah.
You know what I found about that?
Some lady was heckling at the creek in the cave.
And she said, like, what do you do?
She's like, I work for TikTok.
Damn.
How old was she?
She's in her 20s.
Oh, that's all right.
Dude, Tony ripped into that lady the other night.
Oh, that lady was nuts.
Fell over a table.
It's very sad.
There was some fucking drunks last night, man.
Some rowdy ass people.
For a Tuesday?
Yeah.
You crushed, man.
It was fun.
It was cool.
I hadn't seen you perform in a long time.
I mean, I hadn't seen a lot of people perform in a long time.
Yeah.
Here it goes.
Leaked audio from 80 internal TikTok meetings show that user data, U.S. user
data, has been
repeatedly accessed from China.
I feel like with these tools, there's some backdoor to access user data in
almost all of
them, said an internal auditor hired to help TikTok close off Chinese access to
sensitive
information like Americans' birthdays and phone numbers.
Damn.
And if you look at the terms of service, it's a lot more than that.
Yeah.
What they have, the ability to access is a lot more than that.
The terms of service is nuts.
Just reading that any company that would try to sell you on social media.
I mean, it's one thing to say, oh, we're going to target ads in your direction.
We're kind of used to that.
Right.
Whatever.
Like with Google and shit.
I don't mind if they send ads my way.
But what they're doing is nuts.
They have access to your audio.
That means they have access to your fucking microphone.
They're listening to you talk.
That's scary.
Yeah, like if you're having a conversation, like we're going to do this deal
with China
and what we're going to sell them is this.
But how much bullshit do they have to listen to of just people fucking
listening, you know,
like talking to an animal or fucking, you know, like recording like a recipe
for a buddy
or something?
How much bullshit are they having to fucking say?
Like it's almost sad if there's just like a, you know, just a field, like a
football field
of Chinese people just listening to Americans like fucking clear their throat
and shit.
I think most that stuff they're not interested in.
They're interested in targeting specific individuals.
Like let's say you're an executive at a big software company.
And they know that your kids are using TikTok and their kids are also using
your computer.
Well, they get access to your computer now.
Right.
This is what it seemed to me.
I mean, obviously I'm a Luddite when it comes to this shit.
So I'm just explaining from what I'm reading in terms of like what could this
could be interpreted
as that they, they have access to your keystrokes.
Yeah.
Meaning like whatever you're typing, you're typing to your wife, like I'm tired
of your
bullshit.
Like whatever you're typing, they have access to that.
But it's just crazy that all of them are going to be in their sleep.
Those people that work there in the middle of the night, they just have some
love letter
to some fucking, you know, a couple gay dudes or, you know, or some fucking,
you know,
kid like sending his, you know, like dirty pictures to his buddy or something.
It's just like, they're going to be fucking losing their minds.
I don't think they would access that.
I know what you're saying, but I don't think they would access that.
Yeah.
I think what they would do is use it specifically to target individuals that
they think are working
on valuable information.
I say high end stuff.
Yeah.
Or if someone was like doing something that was the Chinese party deemed bad
for China,
you know, maybe some Chinese person over here was like selling Chinese
information to
them.
They could find out all kinds of stuff.
Hope you enjoyed that video and you can watch another and you can watch this
one.
You can watch this one, different options, different choices.
Some guy just brings you a one option, not this guy, two options.
Watch one, this one or this one.