Name: Finding Joy with Dad’s Fake Leg
Uploaded: 2022-08-16T05:39:15.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Finding Joy with Dad’s Fake Leg' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-08-16. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Finding Joy with Dad’s Fake Leg' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-08-16. Transcript available.

uh i had a uh question for you dude i'm for one i'm taking a dookie right now i
apologize for that
dang bubba but at least you're uh efficiency you know you're doing efficiency
brother and i don't
like it but i respect it but uh so my dad had just recently passed and he was
an amputee and
had a fake leg brah i want to save that leg take it to ball games and
everything else and shove beers
out of it you think that's a good idea or what look i appreciate you calling
man and um this is
crazy we're just talking about this and so you know i have a little bit of
experience with extra limb
and i'm gonna say this man first of all yeah you gotta do something with it you
know put it to use
man that thing that damn that tibia or whatever that bitch got magic in it you
know it's the last
piece of your father you have you know maybe hanging in the garage and you know
like some people hang a
tennis ball so they know when to stop the car hang that bitch right there every
time you you know the
windshield of your dodge neon or whatever hits that thing you're gonna remember
pops and you're gonna
stop the car stop for pops it could be a little moniker you know every time
stop for pop bam hit
that leg that's beautiful bruh or put that bitch in it get some damn light some
candles around that
bitch and ask it questions that bitch has got powers in it bruh you got here chugging
beers out of it
like a fucking homeless kid dude are you out of your mind as a piece of your
damn father
and you're doing business calls and shitting come on bruh i mean is it you know
your dad lost his
fucking leg so you could sit around and do shit calls i don't think so baby i
don't think so
you know what that makes me want to do that makes me want to vape on this
fucking plant
that's what you get boy take care it's the last piece of your father you know
how much i'd i'd love
to have a piece of my dad i'd love to have a damn earlobe of my father's or
something
you know when you out here with a whole damn limb bruh when you fucking sipping
damn uh blue moons
out that bitch or whatever get your life together bruh get off the shitter and
get out in the yard
and fucking hit dingers with that bitch you know drive down the street at night
and hit people's
mailboxes give your dad a fucking life bruh a fake leg never dies man that and
a fake leg never dies
bruh that's is it's halfway between ghosts and human man and you got that bitch
you know sneak that
bitch into the olympics dude get a job running the torch and then surprise him
talk like that bitch at
the top and run that bitch you know run it to wherever damn iowa you know cedar
rapids run that
bitch over there throw you know have let the kids have a sleepover and just hum
that bitch into the
tent in the middle of the night fuck them up bruh but do something man do
something special
but live a little man that's what i tell you to be real honest with you i'm
sorry for getting angry at
you but somebody has to tell you something man maybe that's why he left that
bro so you could get a
kick in the ass and get some motivation going gang baby hope you enjoyed that
video and you can watch
another and you can watch this one you can watch this one different options
different choices some
guy just brings you one option not this guy two options watch one this one or
this one
Thank you.