Name: Theo Von and Bobby Lee Judge Kids Mullet Championship
Uploaded: 2022-08-26T14:20:41.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von and Bobby Lee Judge Kids Mullet Championship' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-08-26. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von and Bobby Lee Judge Kids Mullet Championship' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-08-26. Transcript available.

We had the kids mullet championships happened this weekend. We had a lot of
people posting about this with you, Theo.
All right.
I kind of want to look through some of these guys if you want to.
Since Bobby stole my style a while back.
So we'll scan through some. I know who won, but we'll scan through some of
these.
Well, can we judge of who won?
Yeah, yeah.
All right.
So I'll go start here.
Hell yeah, dude.
All right, this one's good, dude.
I think Brock is coming in hot here. I think it's kind of a basic, kind of
thicker white.
No, look at the side, dude. Three lines.
That fisherman's son look.
Look at the four lines on the side.
What does that mean?
I don't know, but it's like if he did that himself, he's talented.
I'm sure his mother did it.
Oh, here we go.
Ooh, Callan.
He's got some accusations against him, but great guy, though.
Also, his hair's receding at that age, dude.
I don't know, bro.
Look, which makes it even more likely that this is Brian Callan.
Yeah.
No, I think that he's a beautiful kid, though.
Oh, here we go, dude.
Dude, that's my son.
I would love that.
Would you want that?
Oh.
Dude, that'd be great.
I would lift this kid up.
I'd throw him so fucking high in the air.
He'd never come down.
Or I'd just give him tasks like, go get the squirrels.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Okay, Papa.
Yeah.
Right?
And he'll go bring like three or four squirrels.
We'll boil them.
Yeah.
Yeah, dude.
I love that.
Oh, catching.
Now, this dude, definitely.
This dude.
You could tell he'll fuck.
He's got something in him.
Yeah, he's got something in him, dude.
You know, he's young, but I bet.
Hold on.
Hold on, man.
Yeah, let's go back to fucking Jesus Christ.
He's like, you could see in his eyes.
Look at him.
Yeah.
You could see fucking means business.
And then when he gets older, it's straight teeth.
Oh, he looks like he took some of his teeth out just because he wanted to.
He is a gangster, boy.
Let's see somebody else.
He's out of Lawton.
Eli.
Oh, shit.
Okay.
Jewish guy showing up out of Hogan'sburg, New York.
You think he's Jewish, dude?
Oh, 100%.
Italian, I would say.
Actually, I think he, you know who he looks like is the guy.
Man, my brain's been so bad.
No, you know, I know what she, you know, to me, you know what he looks like.
What's that woman that was like, oh, like she did the, she was a madame for the
prostitutes.
Oh, Ghislaine Maxwell.
No, Fleiss, no.
Heidi Fleiss?
Heidi Fleiss.
Wow, Heidi Fleiss.
That looks like a young Heidi Fleiss.
Ooh, I like that.
I like that, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Why are you looking up Heidi Fleiss?
See?
Heidi Fleiss.
Yeah, he does have Heidi Fleiss vibes.
Yeah, Heidi Fleiss vibes, bro.
And also, he looks like, who is the famous podcaster that we've all been on his
show?
Adam Carolla on the left.
It looks like Adam Carolla.
Adam Carolla, dude.
Yeah.
I can't remember that.
He hates Mexicans in that fucking photo.
Does he?
I don't think Adam likes Mexicans.
Really?
Yeah.
I want to be Mexican.
Go on.
Please, brother.
Oh, Emmett.
Oh, Oliver Tree.
Oh, yes.
Yeah, a young Oliver Tree.
Dude, he took that straight out of that O-Tree, boy.
Yeah, dude.
Wow.
What's up, Ollie?
Dude, O-Town or O-Tree?
Pick one.
What?
O-Town?
O-Town, bro.
I don't know what that fucking means.
It's a band, O-Town.
I never heard of it.
All right, bring up the next one.
Emma's good, though.
Emmett's good.
Out of Carthage, huh?
Yeah.
Another Emmett.
Whoa, dude.
Tim Dillon, dude.
Oh, yeah.
A baby Tim Dillon.
Oh, this dude will suck.
Start a skateboard right here, this little buddy.
Yeah.
Out of Mennonone, Wisconsin, boy.
He's going to turn out to be a promoter.
Yeah, dude.
Like a Brian Monarch.
Oh, he's going to promote a damn honey bun into his pocket, I bet, if he's
smart.
I like it.
Good luck, Emmett.
Epic.
Epic, dude.
What a cool name, too.
Out of La Joya, Texas, yeah.
Now, this almost seems, I worry Epic might be one of those kids, because it's,
that he goes
on to really live this lifestyle.
He gets a motorbike next year.
Right.
It gets intense, and he just, you know, it's a lot of pressure, and he could
end up on drugs.
Yeah.
Good luck, bud.
Good luck, Epic.
All right, let's see two more, and then we'll pick a winner here.
Yeah.
Oh.
Look at the tongue, dude.
Jack is cute, dude.
I don't like the, don't look at the tongue, dude.
That's weird.
Yeah.
I was with the photographer.
I was like, can you do one without tongue?
I mean, you're a kid.
Why didn't the photographer go, we'll choose another one?
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Okay, yeah.
Let's move on.
Let's move on, dude.
Just to stay legit over here.
Oh, James.
Oh, wow.
And he almost looks, honestly, like he doesn't want to be doing this.
Yeah, like he was forced to get the haircut.
Yup.
Yeah.
So I'm going to vote no on Jameson, it's because they did this to him.
Yeah.
He won't even look at the, you can tell.
Or maybe it's like, the second photo could be like, why'd you take the
sunglasses off me?
Oh.
A little bit.
Look at the mouth on the first one.
And I'm not looking at him.
Don't look at the mouth.
Never mind.
Move along.
Damn, that shit is bad, dude.
Oh, this guy's like fucking 40.
Yeah, dude.
You can't have a 40-year-old in there, dude.
Yeah, bro.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, and let's still, dude, we all know this guy's Scottish and not American.
Yeah, yeah.
This dude is definitely looks like one of the-
Dude, that's William Wallace, bro.
That's fucking straight up Braveheart, dude.
This guy looks like one of the characters in the Newsies.
Let's keep it moving.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's keep it moving.
Oh, Liva.
Oh, yeah, dude.
This dude will sell you some fucking land in his bedroom, bro.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Lincoln.
I'm out on Lincoln.
Yeah.
He seems like, he took it in the sun, too.
This almost seems like things aren't going to work out.
Whoa.
Ooh, Latino, huh?
You think it's Latino?
Mason?
I don't know, dude.
Really?
Fremont?
Yeah.
This dude definitely, he's had-
Oh, I would've just tugged the back of that hair.
He knows somebody that's picked the damn strawberry, I'll tell you that, bro.
Beautiful guy, Mason.
Actually looks like my mother a little bit.
Beautiful.
Onward.
How many are these?
He's getting so sick.
There's more.
I could tell you.
There's more.
I could tell you the winner if you want.
You want to know the winner?
Bring up my favorite one.
Emmett.
The other Emmett.
Oh, no.
The other-
What was the other one?
Or whatever his name is.
What's his name?
We have Rustin, Emmett, and Bailey.
Rustin.
Bring up the little guy, like the first one I told you, if you don't mind.
Right there in the middle, on the bottom.
Rustin.
Nope.
Right there.
Bam.
That's a good one, dude.
This little-
We never even saw that one.
This tater hunter right here, little Rustin.
Yeah, that's a good one, dude.
From Pocahontas, Arkansas.
God damn.
Look at him doing work right there.
He's already working, dude.
I love it.
Changing attire, dude, on his house.
That looks like a meth lab.
Yeah.
That's true.
It could be.
It could be.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right.
Who do you think won?
Dude, I mean, I'm going to go with the Oliver Tree hair.
Wow.
With the fucking cut.
Mm-hmm.
Bowl cut.
I like that.
That is a very country cut, too.
You can tell that his mother did that cut.
Go in on that.
It's Emmett on the second row in the middle.
Zoom in on him on the left side of his haircut.
It's clean.
Yeah, it's clean and dirty at the same time.
You can tell somebody did that at his house with scissors.
I've had that cut.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's a good cut.
That bangs.
That bangs.
You can tell.
I'm going to go back out.
I'm going to go with my boy.
I'm going to roll with, I kind of like Lil' Jack.
Oh, that's cute.
Yeah, he's cute.
Dude, what?
You picked the phone with the tongue, bro?
I just wanted to make it up to him by being nice.
I just feel like I don't know what's going on anymore.
Okay.
What happened, brother?
So is the champion this year?
Champion was Emmett.
Damn, dude.
Hope you enjoyed that video, and you can watch another.
And you can watch this one.
You can watch this one.
Different options, different choices.
Some guy just brings you one option, not this guy.
Two options.
Watch one.
This one or this one.